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[likeahurricane]

--this on? [ Have a Naruto tapping the screen like this'll somehow make the device function the way he wants it to. There's a beat. He clears his throat. No, he's totally not blushing. ]

Hey, this worship stuff, it's not-- Uh. It's not what people are saying, right? I mean there's no way anyone would ever--

[ alkshgjs the flush that is not on

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[symphonizing]

[ She stares at this transmission for such. a long. time. Before she sighs and folds her arms. ]

...so you haven't ever been kissed before either, have you?

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[likeahurricane]

Eh?! I've totally been kissed! Maybe it was an accident, but-- [ Wait. It was Sasuke. Eww. So. ] Ah. No. That time doesn't count.

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[likeahurricane]

[ brb spluttering forever. ] In any case, what does that have to do with anything?!

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[symphonizing]

Why doesn't it count? Or are you making that up?

[ ... what a virgin. Not that she isn't but it's not something she thinks she'd go crazy over like this. Though it's kind of cute... ]

I think as long as you don't think kissing is going to make you catch cooties, you'll be able to do what you have to. I wouldn't know, myself. But that's how it seems to be in the movies!

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[nobrassknuckles]

[This would be Sakura, pinching the bridge of her nose and absolutely not blushing even a little bit. Nope.]

Did you have to ask this so publicly? [Guess who also hasn't been getting a lot of sleep and is a little crabby?]

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[likeahurricane]

[ aoislkfmka SEES DAT BLUSH. Not stupid enough to comment on it, too busy wondering if he should start looking for hiding places. ]

But Sakura-chan! I dunno how else to ask it!

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[nobrassknuckles]

You could have asked someone -- [Okay, well, she's not sure either, this is how she found out. STILL. Annoyed by the second-hand embarrassment.]

Ugh, never mind! As far as I know, that's what it is. [Her cheeks are probably close to her hair color at this point.]

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[likeahurricane]

I didn't think you'd like it if I asked you. [ Sotto voce. His choice here is kinda limited after all. Might as well ask everyone!

Pause. PAAAAAUSE. Stare. ]

Then, have you..?

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[powerlusts]

...Did you just figure that out or something? [Because really. Naruto's almost been here as long as he has]

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[likeahurricane]

No! [ Yes! ] I just wanted to be sure! It's not how it goes, right? [ sob he sounds hopeful, Sasuke wouldn't bother to lie about it. ]

People don't really. Do. That. Stuff.

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[powerlusts]

Actually it is.

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[likeahurricane]

[ NO YOU'RE LYING YOU LYING BASTARD SOB! He can't even reply at first. ]

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[likeahurricane]

Eh? Sixteen! [ A beat. ] Why?

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[likeahurricane]

Never needed it for any mission! [ So. No, basically. ]

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[lickspussy]

Shut up. How many of you intend to keep screaming on this box?

[ He's clearly annoyed and not hiding it as his ears twitch irritably. ]

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[likeahurricane]

What box? [ Wait. What. Those ears. He peers closer at the screen. ] Ahh! Hey! Your ears, they're all weird!

Are those cat ears?

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[lickspussy]

[ ...Not this again. Even he's learned to become used to seeing their kind everywhere. ]

They're the ears of the Ribika, and the box you're communicating over at the moment.

[ He taps the screen to indicate the device. ]

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[likeahurricane]

What's a Ribika? Is it like a cat? [ Dum-de-dum, he's clueless. ]

But, I'm not in a box! If anything, you're in a box! Not that I think you're in a box. Hey, you don't think I'm in this thing, right? I'm way bigger than this in person!