because all the cool kids have them...

( just what this country needs. a cock. in a frock. on a rock. )

Title: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Beta: the lovely lousy_science
Series: STXI
Rating: G for content, R for language
Length: 2730
Warnings: drinking, swearing, irresponsible behavior with regard to the Pacific Ocean
Summary: are there better Christmas Eve traditions than getting plastered?

( fa la la la la la la laaa )

sooo, while I'm posting things I've completely forgotten about...

wrote this for... fall into sherlock at sherlockmas

The prompt was the poem- see here

Title: No Spring Nor Summer Beauty
Pairing: Mystrade
Rating: PG
Length: tiny

( No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace... )

Title: Let It Snow
Beta: the incomparable emmessann 
Series: STXI
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Length: 4110
Warnings: schmoop, with a side of fluff
Summary:  During a rare shoreleave on Earth over the holidays, Kirk convinces Spock to take a road trip with him. He didn't count on a record snowfall. Now they're stranded in a motel room for Christmas, and stir- ( Read more... )

Title: I'm Slowly Turning Into You
Universe/Series: AU
Rating: R for language
Relationship status: First Time (eventually)
Word count: 3,849
Genre: h/c, angst
Trope: kid!fic, family, friendship
Warnings: a tiny bit of language for this part, and eventual underage sexual activity.
Pairing: k/s, no others.
Beta: the magnificent, the glorious, the loquacious 13empress ( Read more... )

 
( rub a dub dub, spock in a tub )

by: zjofierose 
fandoms: star trek xi, rpf (pinto)
kinks: piercings/needleplay, virginity/celibacy, sex toys (worn under clothing), scars/scarification, domestic/tradesman kink.

all my k!b fics gathered here, for easy consumption!

( oh, rocky! )

Title: Handle with Care
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP, angst, fluff, first time.
Warnings: porn.
Pairing: pinto
Summary: fills the kink!bingo prompt "virginity/celibacy"
Disclaimer: FICTION. MADE UP. NO BASIS IN REALITY WHATSOEVER.

( i just want to know... )

Title: Screw
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Warnings: porn. tools. somewhat au.
Pairing: k/s
Summary: fills the kink!bingo prompt "domestic/tradesman kink"
( wanna see my warp converter? )

 
( baby brother, baby brother... )