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[ziroalias]

This is a screenplay that Caitlin the awesomest film major made on my computer when we decided to get drunk and play Final Fantasy instead of doing homework on a random sunday night that was tonight. We're awesome.

FADE IN:

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

JT, a tall young man with short black hair and blue eyes, sits on a couch, playing a video game. CAITLIN, an overwhelmingly attractive young woman, sits beside him, playing around with a lap top computer.

CAITLIN
So, are we gonna have sex,
or what?

JT
Oooohh. Caitlin, there’s
something I need to tell you.

Caitlin nods and raises her eyebrows.

JT
I’m gay. I like the penis.

CAITLIN
Oh my God! I had no idea.

JT puts his hand on Caitlin’s face and gently pushes it away.

CAITLIN
You’re such a whore.

Caitlin gets off the couch and runs over to the video game system that JT is playing with and turns it off.

JT
Caitlin…

CAITLIN
What?

JT
I hadn’t saved for like 5 hours.

CAITLIN
Ha ha. Okay.

JT
I’m serious. You just ruined
my life.

CAITLIN
Oh my God. I am so sorry.

JT
It’s ok. I just ruined your life,
too.

Caitlin tilts her head and squints her eyes.

JT nods toward the glass that Caitlin is holding.

Caitlin runs her finger along the inside of the glass and then licks her finger. Her eyes roll back into her head and she collapses.