the shock bleeds the red from my face, when i hear someones taking my place

Nov 15, 2006 21:29

Amusing things that happend today...

Kid that sits behind me: "hey do you think that kids a douche bag too?"
Me: yes.
Kid: alright then you can be in our club. Yesterday he was wearing his shirt insideout with the collar popped trying to mack on some chick, when we were leaving class i told him his shirt was inside out and he said "oh thats why i couldn't button it this morning"
Kid: he even reaks of douche...like i should just start calling him Summer's Eve.

true story, Summer's Eve is an asshole

Today rudy didn't meet me in Thornapple Bottoms because his phone was off so i went into Henry Hall to use the computer and the lab was full, and then all of the sudden rudy comes in to write a paper too and is sitting on the other side of the room and were talking to eachother on instant messanger
Me: why are there so many minorities here today?
Rudy: i was just thinking that exact same thing, there like..in flocks everywhere
Me: flockominorities!...wow were not getting anything accomplished right now.

yesterday my dad told me that my sister and i had serious communication problems and that i needed to talk to her, so i went over there and we were going to work things out, but we ended up making a 5 stanza long poem about slender bloody kittens with the magnetic poetry on her fridge instead.

I don't have school on my birthday, i got the new tenacious D cd yesteday, and the movie comes out on my birthday and were all going to see it...what could be better? i don't know.
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