God help me.

[zionangel]

At this point, the perfect course of events for the next two weeks would be as follows:

Get Crackberry setup and on the same phone number with zero complications
Get issues with old never-canceled bank account fixed with zero complications
Finish all homework easily
Have friends come visit
Graduate
Pack a bag, put kitty in carrier
Get on the first plane and/or boat to Avalon
Stay in a nice hotel there for a week.

If that's not possible, I would like to be shot in the head right now.

Seriously.  Its not a matter of IF I suddenly break out crying, but when.