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[zinniazayda]

Last night I dreamed I was being pursued by a cross-dressing serial killer who liked to go by Cinderella. Everyone told me my best bet was to stay calm around him, and they developed a silent signal to let me know when he was near: throwing slightly used chewing gum at me.

My dad might be coming to visit me in Oregon in the very near future! I am psyched!