[Fic]: A Lesson In Communication (1/4)
Title: A Lesson In Communication
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Rating: M
Genre: Crack
Characters/Pairing: TYL!D2718. TYL!Dino/TYL!Tsuna/TYL!Hibari, not necessarily in that order.
Wordcount: 8,821
Disclaimer: Not mine. Amano-sensei owns Reborn!
Summary: Contrary to what everyone else had said, Dino was not a slut or a pervert, and no, he did not have a midlife crisis. Tsuna and Hibari thought otherwise.
Note: Crack. OOC. Ten Years Later. Implication of Dino sandwich. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Featuring Dino, Tsuna, and Hibari in a strange relationship. Written for the writing shuffle challenge, so this fic is vaguely based on the song "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island.
Contrary to what his father, his mother, his former lovers, Romario, Hibari, his gardener, and the old lady on the bus that he had taken when he was seventeen on a rebellious streak had said, Dino was not and would never be a slut, nor was he a creepy pervert. The fact that he had slept with his little brother's cloud guardian Hibari Kyoya, a man five years younger than him, meant nothing. He just appreciated beauty; that was all.
Besides, he had stayed the morning after and did not do the walk of shame, although Hibari did. So in hind sight, Hibari was worse than him, really.
"I am not a creepy pervert," Dino had declared to Hibari when the meeting was over and they were hovering at the door of Tsuna's office.
Hibari, now a man of twenty-six and not sixteen, had mastered the technique of giving Dino a look that said 'You're an idiot' and 'Yes, you are a creepy pervert' at the same time. "Just go," he said irritably. "It was your idea in the first place."
Dino knocked on the heavy wooden door.
"Come in," said Tsuna.
Dino looked at Hibari nervously before they entered Tsuna's office. He repeatedly convinced himself that he was not a slut or a creepy pervert for saying what he was about to say, and besides, Hibari agreed, so Hibari must be a pervert too.
"Dino-san," Tsuna greeted. "Hibari-san. What do you need?"
Tsuna looked exhausted from all the paperwork that Reborn piled on him, and Dino felt bad because he was going to pile another request on Tsuna. 'If you think this is tiring you should see what I want to do to you' was Dino's thought, but he didn't say that out loud because he wasn't a pervert. It wasn't Dino's fault that Tsuna was wearing a very fetching gray suit today with black pinstripe shirt that accentuated his wide shoulders and narrow waist.
Okay fine, the perverse thought was Dino's fault, no question about it.
"Did something happen?" Tsuna was instantly on the alert, probably because Dino was looking nervous and Hibari was making angry eyes at him.
"No, nothing like that," Dino said, and Tsuna relaxed. "I just…have something to ask of you."
"Oh, alright," Tsuna said, shooting Hibari a look, most likely assessing the possible property and civilian damage of a request involving Hibari. Dino couldn't blame him.
"I don't know how to say this," Dino began, and the death glare that Hibari gave him was almost enough to kill. Dino was shit at this. Where was Romario or any of his men when he needed them?
Tsuna looked anxious now, and Dino realized his mistake. Only start 'I don't know how to say this' when the following happened: 1) Someone died, 2) Reborn wanted more death-defying training, and 3) Reborn wanted more death-defying training.
"Ah-hem," Dino cleared his throat as he gave this another try. "You know how I'm in…a relationship of sort with your cloud guardian."
Hibari looked like he wanted to protest, but he didn't say anything.
"Yes," Tsuna answered hesitantly, looking uncomfortable. It was the giant elephant in meetings. Even Yamamoto noticed. "So, what do you two need?" Tsuna looked even more anxious than before.
"I just want to ask…well…."
"He wants to sleep with both of us. Are you in?"
Dino looked at Hibari in horror, and then he turned to Tsuna, who seemed like he was going to faint. That was too blunt, Kyoya.
Dino should say something like, "Ahahaha, he was just kidding. I have no intention of fucking both of you hard into the bed, and then watching both of you do things to each other while I jerk off. Kyoya is the pervert here, not me. Ahahaha."
He didn't say any of that. Instead, he just stared at Tsuna silently.
"Ummm," Tsuna gaped, opening and closing his mouth like he wasn't sure if he was awake or not. He shook his head and blinked his eyes a few times, and then horror dawned on his face when Dino and Hibari still stood before him.
"So, what do you say?" Dino asked weakly. The damage was done, might as well go along with it.
"I…like Kyoko-chan," Tsuna said slowly. He raised both of his hands like they were his shields.
Dino was insulted. He might be a creepy pervert (might!), but not a creepy pervert who wasn't considerate of Tsuna's consent. Dino had his own level of creepy perverseness, and theoretically, if there was a contest for the noblest creepy pervert there was, Dino would win. Theoretically. Because Dino wasn't a pervert.
"No, you don't," said Hibari. "Besides, she's with that herbivore."
"No, not like that," said Tsuna. "I meant that I like people like Kyoko-chan…people that are...girls."
"Want to test that?"
"No!"
"Tsuna," Dino smoothly interrupted before Hibari could say something else to scare Tsuna off because Tsuna looked like he was considering going into Hyper Dying Will Mode to protect his virtue. "I'm sorry for this. I just…I don't know what I was thinking."
"Dino-san, you…don't have to be sorry for what you feel," Tsuna said slowly, although it was clear that he didn't mean it. He probably thought that Dino was definitely the creepy pervert here.
"Does this mean that you're in?" Hibari asked, completely disregarding Tsuna's declaration that he preferred a vagina over two dicks. Dino couldn't understand not wanting two dicks at the same time because hey, if you really thought about it, it was like a buy-one-get-one-free kind of deal.
"No!" And Tsuna kicked them both out of his office with Hyper Dying Will Mode.
Several months later, Tsuna asked Dino if that offer still stood. Dino was so happy that he almost cried manly tears. Manly. His tears were manly, thank you Kyoya.
"I don't know why I had that sexual crisis," Tsuna sighed.
Dino nodded sympathetically for lack of anything better to say, also because he was distracted by a very nice view of Hibari's ass outside the window. He quickly turned his attention back to Tsuna because he was a nice older brother who was going to be understanding (ignoring the fact that he wanted to sleep with his brother, Dino thought he was doing pretty good as a person), but he caught Tsuna looking at Hibari's ass as well.
"Never mind," Tsuna said. "I know why I had that sexual crisis."
Dino nodded in understanding. "It's alright. You're not the first one who had a sexual crisis because of Kyoya." Then, because he couldn't resist: "So it wasn't because of my amazingly good looks?"
Tsuna looked at Dino. "Well…" He flushed. "Never mind."
"What?" Dino was curious.
"Promise you won't laugh?"Tsuna scratched the back of his neck.
"Promise."
"I was just thinking that if you really want the answer to that question, I could answer you. From your lap."
Tsuna was looking everywhere but Dino's face.
Dino didn't know what Hibari was talking about. They were going to get along fine.
The first time they fell into bed together was awkward. Dino and Hibari already had a pace going on, but Tsuna was new to this, so most of the time he just stared awkwardly, not knowing what to do next. When Dino did ask him to do something, it ended up with an elbow to Hibari's chest and an accidental kick to Dino's balls, and then all of them fell off the bed.
"Sorry!" Tsuna cried. "I am so sorry. I'll just-" He looked at the door, ready to flee.
Hibari caught him by the wrist before he could run.
"It's…al..right," Dino choked. "I'm…fine." Although he wasn't fine, and, like how all of one's life passed one's eyes before death, all of Dino's sexual endeavors passed before his eyes, and Dino deeply regretted not sleeping with this guy or with that guy or not being kinky enough, and now, oh god, he would never be able to have sex again-
Tsuna clasped Dino's hand dramatically, as if Dino was dying. Mind you, this felt like he was dying. "Dino-san!"
"I..still…have…a remaining…sexual…regret," Dino gasped. "I must…fuck you both…with my dying will."
"Dino-san." Tsuna was in tears. Was there a Dying Will Bullet for this? Was there one for this kind of situation?
Hibari stepped in and smacked both Dino and Tsuna in the head. "Stop this. Now."
They stopped.
They didn't do anything that night, and Dino almost cursed himself for his terrible idea. Hibari, as usual, left in the morning, but Tsuna had stayed.
Tsuna gave him a smile, asking Dino if he was alright, the sunlight softening his features, and Dino thought that Tsuna might be one of the most beautiful things that he had ever seen, Hibari included.
"I'm fine," Dino said. He was more than fine now.
They stayed in the whole day, and even though they didn't do anything, Tsuna's warmth by his side was more than enough. It was the first time that Dino thought that he might be a sap, in addition to possibly be a creepy pervert.
The second time the three of them fell into bed together was better because Tsuna now had a vague idea of what he was supposed to do and where he was supposed to insert things. Nevertheless, there were still limbs sticking out where limbs shouldn't be sticking out. Overall, it was not bad.
Dino fucked Hibari from behind, and Hibari was leaning over Tsuna as they rubbed their cocks together. It was a nice set-up as Tsuna requested that no cock entered his ass, and everyone came accordingly.
When Dino blinked his eyes against the sunlight in the morning, Hibari was already gone (of course, he never stayed). Tsuna was snuggled up to Dino's side, slowly stirring awake.
"Hello," Dino greeted awkwardly because he never had someone who stayed the morning after, former lovers and Hibari included.
"Good-" A yawn broke Tsuna's greeting. "-morning." He rubbed his eye sleepily, and Dino couldn't help himself. He leaned in to give Tsuna a peck on his cheek.
Tsuna flushed. "What was that for?"
"You didn't like it?" Dino panicked. He didn't know what he was supposed to do or what he wasn't supposed to do to someone when you woke up together in the morning. Was there a rule against kissing after sex?
"No no," Tsuna touched the spot where Dino kissed him. "It was…nice."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
They both looked at anything but each other, feeling embarrassed. Finally, Dino hesitantly put his arm around Tsuna, not daring to look at Tsuna because he was afraid of rejection, but Tsuna caught Dino's arm and wrapped it around himself. "There."
They were still afraid of looking at each other, and the situation was so ridiculous that Dino started laughing. This was Tsuna. He knew Tsuna. There was no need for awkwardness.
After a while, Tsuna laughed too.
It was a nice morning.
After the thing with Hibari and Tsuna, and after that thing happened several more times at regular intervals, and after Tsuna stayed with him every single morning like the gentleman that he was, Dino discovered that all of his lovers before Tsuna may or may not have been giant pricks.
Hibari not included because Hibari hated crowding, so he had an excuse.
When their 'thing' became a 'thing' every night, something began to change. It started with Tsuna's toothbrush in Dino's bathroom, right next to Dino's own toothbrush. Dino was okay with that because it was more convenient. Then naturally, other things followed: razor, towel, clothing….and before Dino knew it, half of his room was Tsuna's possessions.
That was fine. It was easier for everyone involved if Tsuna's things were here.
One morning, the only morning that both Dino and Tsuna woke up early enough to catch Hibari leaving, Hibari had asked.
"Whose toothbrush was that in the bathroom?"
Dino and Tsuna answered at the same time, "Mine."
Hibari nodded and left.
Tsuna's unofficial moving in with Dino must have triggered something in Hibari because it wasn't long until Dino woke up one morning to find a black yukata in his closet.
"Tsuna."
"Yeah?"
"Did you bring your yukata here?"
"I don't have a yukata."
"….There is a yukata in my closet. And it's not mine."
"It's probably Hibari-san's."
"Ah."
"Dino-san?"
"Yeah?"
"This extra towel isn't yours, right?"
"No, the blue one is mine."
"Oh, this one is probably Hibari-san's then."
Dino scratched his head, wondering when Hibari had moved in without him knowing, when Tsuna seemed unfazed by this. Eventually, other possessions that he didn't recognized as his or Tsuna's started trickling in, filling his bedroom. All were Hibari's, according to Tsuna.
Dino wasn't sure what he thought about these changes to his life, especially since throughout his long history with Hibari, Hibari had never showed any sign that he considered their relationship to be anything but physical.
"Hibari-san probably was as unsure about this as you were," Tsuna explained. "He probably didn't know if he could take the next step until he saw that I could."
"How did you know that?"
"My intuition told me," Tsuna's eyes gleamed, and Dino wondered if it was really alright for Tsuna to use his Hyper Intuition to analyze their sex life.
"You can't do that."
"Do what?" Tsuna asked innocently. 'Innocently.' Bull-shit. Last night, Tsuna had Dino's hands tied to the bedpost and had ridden Dino until Dino was a sobbing mess, so no, Tsuna was anything but innocent. And Hibari said that Dino was the pervert here.
"Use your Hyper Intuition to analyze your sex life."
"Why not?"
"Nevermind." He just couldn't win against Tsuna, ever.
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Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Rating: M
Genre: Crack
Characters/Pairing: TYL!D2718. TYL!Dino/TYL!Tsuna/TYL!Hibari, not necessarily in that order.
Wordcount: 8,821
Disclaimer: Not mine. Amano-sensei owns Reborn!
Summary: Contrary to what everyone else had said, Dino was not a slut or a pervert, and no, he did not have a midlife crisis. Tsuna and Hibari thought otherwise.
Note: Crack. OOC. Ten Years Later. Implication of Dino sandwich. Rated M for language and sexual situations. Featuring Dino, Tsuna, and Hibari in a strange relationship. Written for the writing shuffle challenge, so this fic is vaguely based on the song "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island.
Contrary to what his father, his mother, his former lovers, Romario, Hibari, his gardener, and the old lady on the bus that he had taken when he was seventeen on a rebellious streak had said, Dino was not and would never be a slut, nor was he a creepy pervert. The fact that he had slept with his little brother's cloud guardian Hibari Kyoya, a man five years younger than him, meant nothing. He just appreciated beauty; that was all.
Besides, he had stayed the morning after and did not do the walk of shame, although Hibari did. So in hind sight, Hibari was worse than him, really.
"I am not a creepy pervert," Dino had declared to Hibari when the meeting was over and they were hovering at the door of Tsuna's office.
Hibari, now a man of twenty-six and not sixteen, had mastered the technique of giving Dino a look that said 'You're an idiot' and 'Yes, you are a creepy pervert' at the same time. "Just go," he said irritably. "It was your idea in the first place."
Dino knocked on the heavy wooden door.
"Come in," said Tsuna.
Dino looked at Hibari nervously before they entered Tsuna's office. He repeatedly convinced himself that he was not a slut or a creepy pervert for saying what he was about to say, and besides, Hibari agreed, so Hibari must be a pervert too.
"Dino-san," Tsuna greeted. "Hibari-san. What do you need?"
Tsuna looked exhausted from all the paperwork that Reborn piled on him, and Dino felt bad because he was going to pile another request on Tsuna. 'If you think this is tiring you should see what I want to do to you' was Dino's thought, but he didn't say that out loud because he wasn't a pervert. It wasn't Dino's fault that Tsuna was wearing a very fetching gray suit today with black pinstripe shirt that accentuated his wide shoulders and narrow waist.
Okay fine, the perverse thought was Dino's fault, no question about it.
"Did something happen?" Tsuna was instantly on the alert, probably because Dino was looking nervous and Hibari was making angry eyes at him.
"No, nothing like that," Dino said, and Tsuna relaxed. "I just…have something to ask of you."
"Oh, alright," Tsuna said, shooting Hibari a look, most likely assessing the possible property and civilian damage of a request involving Hibari. Dino couldn't blame him.
"I don't know how to say this," Dino began, and the death glare that Hibari gave him was almost enough to kill. Dino was shit at this. Where was Romario or any of his men when he needed them?
Tsuna looked anxious now, and Dino realized his mistake. Only start 'I don't know how to say this' when the following happened: 1) Someone died, 2) Reborn wanted more death-defying training, and 3) Reborn wanted more death-defying training.
"Ah-hem," Dino cleared his throat as he gave this another try. "You know how I'm in…a relationship of sort with your cloud guardian."
Hibari looked like he wanted to protest, but he didn't say anything.
"Yes," Tsuna answered hesitantly, looking uncomfortable. It was the giant elephant in meetings. Even Yamamoto noticed. "So, what do you two need?" Tsuna looked even more anxious than before.
"I just want to ask…well…."
"He wants to sleep with both of us. Are you in?"
Dino looked at Hibari in horror, and then he turned to Tsuna, who seemed like he was going to faint. That was too blunt, Kyoya.
Dino should say something like, "Ahahaha, he was just kidding. I have no intention of fucking both of you hard into the bed, and then watching both of you do things to each other while I jerk off. Kyoya is the pervert here, not me. Ahahaha."
He didn't say any of that. Instead, he just stared at Tsuna silently.
"Ummm," Tsuna gaped, opening and closing his mouth like he wasn't sure if he was awake or not. He shook his head and blinked his eyes a few times, and then horror dawned on his face when Dino and Hibari still stood before him.
"So, what do you say?" Dino asked weakly. The damage was done, might as well go along with it.
"I…like Kyoko-chan," Tsuna said slowly. He raised both of his hands like they were his shields.
Dino was insulted. He might be a creepy pervert (might!), but not a creepy pervert who wasn't considerate of Tsuna's consent. Dino had his own level of creepy perverseness, and theoretically, if there was a contest for the noblest creepy pervert there was, Dino would win. Theoretically. Because Dino wasn't a pervert.
"No, you don't," said Hibari. "Besides, she's with that herbivore."
"No, not like that," said Tsuna. "I meant that I like people like Kyoko-chan…people that are...girls."
"Want to test that?"
"No!"
"Tsuna," Dino smoothly interrupted before Hibari could say something else to scare Tsuna off because Tsuna looked like he was considering going into Hyper Dying Will Mode to protect his virtue. "I'm sorry for this. I just…I don't know what I was thinking."
"Dino-san, you…don't have to be sorry for what you feel," Tsuna said slowly, although it was clear that he didn't mean it. He probably thought that Dino was definitely the creepy pervert here.
"Does this mean that you're in?" Hibari asked, completely disregarding Tsuna's declaration that he preferred a vagina over two dicks. Dino couldn't understand not wanting two dicks at the same time because hey, if you really thought about it, it was like a buy-one-get-one-free kind of deal.
"No!" And Tsuna kicked them both out of his office with Hyper Dying Will Mode.
Several months later, Tsuna asked Dino if that offer still stood. Dino was so happy that he almost cried manly tears. Manly. His tears were manly, thank you Kyoya.
"I don't know why I had that sexual crisis," Tsuna sighed.
Dino nodded sympathetically for lack of anything better to say, also because he was distracted by a very nice view of Hibari's ass outside the window. He quickly turned his attention back to Tsuna because he was a nice older brother who was going to be understanding (ignoring the fact that he wanted to sleep with his brother, Dino thought he was doing pretty good as a person), but he caught Tsuna looking at Hibari's ass as well.
"Never mind," Tsuna said. "I know why I had that sexual crisis."
Dino nodded in understanding. "It's alright. You're not the first one who had a sexual crisis because of Kyoya." Then, because he couldn't resist: "So it wasn't because of my amazingly good looks?"
Tsuna looked at Dino. "Well…" He flushed. "Never mind."
"What?" Dino was curious.
"Promise you won't laugh?"Tsuna scratched the back of his neck.
"Promise."
"I was just thinking that if you really want the answer to that question, I could answer you. From your lap."
Tsuna was looking everywhere but Dino's face.
Dino didn't know what Hibari was talking about. They were going to get along fine.
The first time they fell into bed together was awkward. Dino and Hibari already had a pace going on, but Tsuna was new to this, so most of the time he just stared awkwardly, not knowing what to do next. When Dino did ask him to do something, it ended up with an elbow to Hibari's chest and an accidental kick to Dino's balls, and then all of them fell off the bed.
"Sorry!" Tsuna cried. "I am so sorry. I'll just-" He looked at the door, ready to flee.
Hibari caught him by the wrist before he could run.
"It's…al..right," Dino choked. "I'm…fine." Although he wasn't fine, and, like how all of one's life passed one's eyes before death, all of Dino's sexual endeavors passed before his eyes, and Dino deeply regretted not sleeping with this guy or with that guy or not being kinky enough, and now, oh god, he would never be able to have sex again-
Tsuna clasped Dino's hand dramatically, as if Dino was dying. Mind you, this felt like he was dying. "Dino-san!"
"I..still…have…a remaining…sexual…regret," Dino gasped. "I must…fuck you both…with my dying will."
"Dino-san." Tsuna was in tears. Was there a Dying Will Bullet for this? Was there one for this kind of situation?
Hibari stepped in and smacked both Dino and Tsuna in the head. "Stop this. Now."
They stopped.
They didn't do anything that night, and Dino almost cursed himself for his terrible idea. Hibari, as usual, left in the morning, but Tsuna had stayed.
Tsuna gave him a smile, asking Dino if he was alright, the sunlight softening his features, and Dino thought that Tsuna might be one of the most beautiful things that he had ever seen, Hibari included.
"I'm fine," Dino said. He was more than fine now.
They stayed in the whole day, and even though they didn't do anything, Tsuna's warmth by his side was more than enough. It was the first time that Dino thought that he might be a sap, in addition to possibly be a creepy pervert.
The second time the three of them fell into bed together was better because Tsuna now had a vague idea of what he was supposed to do and where he was supposed to insert things. Nevertheless, there were still limbs sticking out where limbs shouldn't be sticking out. Overall, it was not bad.
Dino fucked Hibari from behind, and Hibari was leaning over Tsuna as they rubbed their cocks together. It was a nice set-up as Tsuna requested that no cock entered his ass, and everyone came accordingly.
When Dino blinked his eyes against the sunlight in the morning, Hibari was already gone (of course, he never stayed). Tsuna was snuggled up to Dino's side, slowly stirring awake.
"Hello," Dino greeted awkwardly because he never had someone who stayed the morning after, former lovers and Hibari included.
"Good-" A yawn broke Tsuna's greeting. "-morning." He rubbed his eye sleepily, and Dino couldn't help himself. He leaned in to give Tsuna a peck on his cheek.
Tsuna flushed. "What was that for?"
"You didn't like it?" Dino panicked. He didn't know what he was supposed to do or what he wasn't supposed to do to someone when you woke up together in the morning. Was there a rule against kissing after sex?
"No no," Tsuna touched the spot where Dino kissed him. "It was…nice."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
They both looked at anything but each other, feeling embarrassed. Finally, Dino hesitantly put his arm around Tsuna, not daring to look at Tsuna because he was afraid of rejection, but Tsuna caught Dino's arm and wrapped it around himself. "There."
They were still afraid of looking at each other, and the situation was so ridiculous that Dino started laughing. This was Tsuna. He knew Tsuna. There was no need for awkwardness.
After a while, Tsuna laughed too.
It was a nice morning.
After the thing with Hibari and Tsuna, and after that thing happened several more times at regular intervals, and after Tsuna stayed with him every single morning like the gentleman that he was, Dino discovered that all of his lovers before Tsuna may or may not have been giant pricks.
Hibari not included because Hibari hated crowding, so he had an excuse.
When their 'thing' became a 'thing' every night, something began to change. It started with Tsuna's toothbrush in Dino's bathroom, right next to Dino's own toothbrush. Dino was okay with that because it was more convenient. Then naturally, other things followed: razor, towel, clothing….and before Dino knew it, half of his room was Tsuna's possessions.
That was fine. It was easier for everyone involved if Tsuna's things were here.
One morning, the only morning that both Dino and Tsuna woke up early enough to catch Hibari leaving, Hibari had asked.
"Whose toothbrush was that in the bathroom?"
Dino and Tsuna answered at the same time, "Mine."
Hibari nodded and left.
Tsuna's unofficial moving in with Dino must have triggered something in Hibari because it wasn't long until Dino woke up one morning to find a black yukata in his closet.
"Tsuna."
"Yeah?"
"Did you bring your yukata here?"
"I don't have a yukata."
"….There is a yukata in my closet. And it's not mine."
"It's probably Hibari-san's."
"Ah."
"Dino-san?"
"Yeah?"
"This extra towel isn't yours, right?"
"No, the blue one is mine."
"Oh, this one is probably Hibari-san's then."
Dino scratched his head, wondering when Hibari had moved in without him knowing, when Tsuna seemed unfazed by this. Eventually, other possessions that he didn't recognized as his or Tsuna's started trickling in, filling his bedroom. All were Hibari's, according to Tsuna.
Dino wasn't sure what he thought about these changes to his life, especially since throughout his long history with Hibari, Hibari had never showed any sign that he considered their relationship to be anything but physical.
"Hibari-san probably was as unsure about this as you were," Tsuna explained. "He probably didn't know if he could take the next step until he saw that I could."
"How did you know that?"
"My intuition told me," Tsuna's eyes gleamed, and Dino wondered if it was really alright for Tsuna to use his Hyper Intuition to analyze their sex life.
"You can't do that."
"Do what?" Tsuna asked innocently. 'Innocently.' Bull-shit. Last night, Tsuna had Dino's hands tied to the bedpost and had ridden Dino until Dino was a sobbing mess, so no, Tsuna was anything but innocent. And Hibari said that Dino was the pervert here.
"Use your Hyper Intuition to analyze your sex life."
"Why not?"
"Nevermind." He just couldn't win against Tsuna, ever.
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