motherfucker this is college suites
Sometimes I feel that my blogs depict me as a quirky, goofy person. And yes for the most part, this is true. But I go through life just as much as the next person. Life can be such a mess, especially this past week, but we always find ways to deal. I would rather point out the randomness and hilarious shit that happens than all the hard stuff. Humor is how I deal with life. And for that reason, a bar story...
Blair, Melissa, and I went to BrewCo for the 10-dollar all you can drink night. You would think that after we got in the wrong drunk bus and paying about ten bucks more in the past, we would be more careful about what vehicle we get on. We jump in the College Suites bus, thinking it is the Campus Pointe one (the apartment complex behind us), because we can just walk over to our apartment. It was so comfortable, all air conditioned and everything. I start yelling out, "CAMPUS POINNNNTEEEEE!!!! WHOOOO!!!!". As we pull into the apartment complex, the guy across from me says, "Motherfucker, this is College Suites". We try to walk out of the apartment complex, then realized we were fenced in. Swanky ass mofos. We got someone to pick us up, so fortunately we didn't have to sleep in some field.
Do you know what else is awesome?
how my eyes are two different sizes when I am drunk
love times three
getting so drunk that licking Jake's hairy breasts seems appealing
a pretty girl
and a no-nonsense humpin
Blair, Melissa, and I went to BrewCo for the 10-dollar all you can drink night. You would think that after we got in the wrong drunk bus and paying about ten bucks more in the past, we would be more careful about what vehicle we get on. We jump in the College Suites bus, thinking it is the Campus Pointe one (the apartment complex behind us), because we can just walk over to our apartment. It was so comfortable, all air conditioned and everything. I start yelling out, "CAMPUS POINNNNTEEEEE!!!! WHOOOO!!!!". As we pull into the apartment complex, the guy across from me says, "Motherfucker, this is College Suites". We try to walk out of the apartment complex, then realized we were fenced in. Swanky ass mofos. We got someone to pick us up, so fortunately we didn't have to sleep in some field.
Do you know what else is awesome?
how my eyes are two different sizes when I am drunk
love times three
getting so drunk that licking Jake's hairy breasts seems appealing
a pretty girl
and a no-nonsense humpin