computer lab schenanigans
In between classes, I somehow find myself in the computer lab, wasting time. One of the big perks is that I get to people watch in a subtle manner. Today this girl and her friends were having a personal crisis. Their friend is losing weight in an "unhealthy" manner on diet pills. It's not being nosey when someone broadcasts their voice over the whole lab. "I just can't take it anymore! I'm going to tell her, I'm going to confront her before it boils up!! blah blah blah wah wah wah THIS IS SUCH BS!! blah blah I'm so upset". The girl next to me that is in my class whispered, "Are you listening to them, too?". Fuck yes, I am! I am making anthropological observations.
What is "most awesomest" about the library is the horrible, god-awful, diarrhea-inducing music the student workers at the coffee shop play. The coffee shop used to play the best music like indie music mixed with Depeche Mode mixed with Erykah Badu. Music that you should play at a coffee shop. Now, we get to listen to such classic jams as TLC's "Waterfalls" and Mariah Carey's "Butterfly". Yes, popular culture has taken over Java City. I don't listen to the radio, but one RnB songs goes "I wanna freak youuuuu, cuz you so freakkkkkin freak-k-k-ky.. and FREAKIN TIGGGGHT!". Another one has a chorus of "I got my panties and my shirt on". What girl doesn't have their panties and shirt on? I'm wearing my boxer briefs and my shirt right now. Amazing. Dustin has a saying where he says "I would definitely shove (insert overrated singer) off a cliff". For example, I would definitely shove Beyonce off a cliff. Why are all my victims of cliff incidents broadcasted into my ears here? Popular culture exists in my life so I can make fun of it. Burpney Beers is cool though. She's bald, chunky, and smokes cigarettes (like Buddha), only, maybe Buddha didn't smoke.
And so ends my account of a sample of computer lab schenanigans. For real entertainment, one should go to MMTH computer lab's ghetto dance parties at night...
Or remember the time that the Asian foreign exchange student had a mental break down, slammed his keyboard down, and yelled "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!".
Quit your bitching and join the computer lab ghetto dance party. Don't you know computer labs are for talking really loud, blaring rap music and shakin' your ass.
What is "most awesomest" about the library is the horrible, god-awful, diarrhea-inducing music the student workers at the coffee shop play. The coffee shop used to play the best music like indie music mixed with Depeche Mode mixed with Erykah Badu. Music that you should play at a coffee shop. Now, we get to listen to such classic jams as TLC's "Waterfalls" and Mariah Carey's "Butterfly". Yes, popular culture has taken over Java City. I don't listen to the radio, but one RnB songs goes "I wanna freak youuuuu, cuz you so freakkkkkin freak-k-k-ky.. and FREAKIN TIGGGGHT!". Another one has a chorus of "I got my panties and my shirt on". What girl doesn't have their panties and shirt on? I'm wearing my boxer briefs and my shirt right now. Amazing. Dustin has a saying where he says "I would definitely shove (insert overrated singer) off a cliff". For example, I would definitely shove Beyonce off a cliff. Why are all my victims of cliff incidents broadcasted into my ears here? Popular culture exists in my life so I can make fun of it. Burpney Beers is cool though. She's bald, chunky, and smokes cigarettes (like Buddha), only, maybe Buddha didn't smoke.
And so ends my account of a sample of computer lab schenanigans. For real entertainment, one should go to MMTH computer lab's ghetto dance parties at night...
Or remember the time that the Asian foreign exchange student had a mental break down, slammed his keyboard down, and yelled "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!".
Quit your bitching and join the computer lab ghetto dance party. Don't you know computer labs are for talking really loud, blaring rap music and shakin' your ass.