Things be awesome?
Sooo.. Im throwin a party today, Ill prolly post shit about how it whent later. Im also going too meet up with Daniel and Finn in a bit too record "Snowmen are such bitches" a tottaly awesome holliday season song. In a STRANGE peice of news I got offered the lead role in a rock opera. Verry strange indeed. It might be tight though, Im down for a rock opera. I get too play guitar, and sing, and blow on whisky bottles. Yeah... anyhow, lyrical genius at work
"Snowmen are such bitches; By daniel and the fuckabouts, so as per all deniel and the fuckabouts, lyrics by Me"
Seasons greetings
and best of wishes
too all the little people
down below
Except the people
made of snow
because snowmen are such bitches
On the first day of christmas
My girlfriend gave too me
a tottaly awesome hat
but then a snowman
with a shiney gat
said 'hey there honkey
give me that.'
On the second day of christmas
my girlfriend gave too me
a hand woven scarf
but then a snowman
said; ' hey, for a larf,
give that too me
or I beat you till you barf.'
By the third day of christmas
I was getting kind of sick
so I was macking a salad
out of carrot sticks
but that fucking snowman
said 'Hey there mack,
drop thoughs carrots, youre being jacked.'
On the fourth day of christmas
my girlfriend said too me
'Im leaving you for a real man
a snowman, you see
Im done dating you,
youre too much of a pussy.'
how could she do that too me?
By the fifth day of christmas
I was tottaly out of luck
that damn snowman,
he stole my truck
and now I know
I hate that fuck
but in the spring the snow
will go.
On the sixth day of christmas
I was tottaly blue
so I burnt down my tree
and became a jew.
The snowman left,
but hes looking for you.
Yeah, looking for you.
and, on a more political note, I wrote this little industrial/punk ditty
Give em what they want
and withold what they need
Keep under thumb
with manufactured greed
Make em ignorant and dumb
through the lies that you seed
9 too 5's too make souls numb
then watch youre culture breed
'Cheer when there children bleed'
Give em a common flag
and common enemies
profeteer on blood they spill
then tell em they are free
theyle never question who too kill
in the middle east
that terrorists are freedom fighters from other counteries
'Cheer when there children bleed'
"Snowmen are such bitches; By daniel and the fuckabouts, so as per all deniel and the fuckabouts, lyrics by Me"
Seasons greetings
and best of wishes
too all the little people
down below
Except the people
made of snow
because snowmen are such bitches
On the first day of christmas
My girlfriend gave too me
a tottaly awesome hat
but then a snowman
with a shiney gat
said 'hey there honkey
give me that.'
On the second day of christmas
my girlfriend gave too me
a hand woven scarf
but then a snowman
said; ' hey, for a larf,
give that too me
or I beat you till you barf.'
By the third day of christmas
I was getting kind of sick
so I was macking a salad
out of carrot sticks
but that fucking snowman
said 'Hey there mack,
drop thoughs carrots, youre being jacked.'
On the fourth day of christmas
my girlfriend said too me
'Im leaving you for a real man
a snowman, you see
Im done dating you,
youre too much of a pussy.'
how could she do that too me?
By the fifth day of christmas
I was tottaly out of luck
that damn snowman,
he stole my truck
and now I know
I hate that fuck
but in the spring the snow
will go.
On the sixth day of christmas
I was tottaly blue
so I burnt down my tree
and became a jew.
The snowman left,
but hes looking for you.
Yeah, looking for you.
and, on a more political note, I wrote this little industrial/punk ditty
Give em what they want
and withold what they need
Keep under thumb
with manufactured greed
Make em ignorant and dumb
through the lies that you seed
9 too 5's too make souls numb
then watch youre culture breed
'Cheer when there children bleed'
Give em a common flag
and common enemies
profeteer on blood they spill
then tell em they are free
theyle never question who too kill
in the middle east
that terrorists are freedom fighters from other counteries
'Cheer when there children bleed'