I told my cousin in Orkney who was kind enough to tell my parents about what happened to James V. Do you really have to be as evil as some other people we know cous?

They weren't very happy to find out that I killed (which I didn't! James swam away, he could be living somewhere in the sewer for all we know!) my 29th goldfish (my cous has proof... ( Read more... )

EH?! What are you doing in the toilet?!

No James the Fifth! Don't swin that way! Come back! I'm sorry I put you in the toilet instead of your bowl so please don't go that way, I can't get you out if you go that way.

James?

....

JAMES!

...He's...gone...

*sniff* I hate Friday the 13th... *sniff*

This new school feels kind of strange to me right now. It's not because of the number of people here, more the age. Where I use to go had kids from the ages of 3 to just over 15, everyone here seems to be 15 or, well, older. Not that being older is a bad thing, honest! I just kinda miss the toddlers, even if they were only ever interested in me ( Read more... )