Dec 04, 2006 21:26
overheardinnewyork.com - for example:
Everything's Relative
Black guy: Who we going to see?
Asian guy: Andy. Not black-Andy, white-Andy.
Black guy: White-Andy? ...You mean Asian-Andy?
Asian guy: Oh, yeah, Asian-Andy.
--29th & Broadway
and
More Men Should Write Etiquette Books
Little boy in bathroom: Oooh... Dad, I love you.
Dad outside stall: I love you, too, buddy, but you don't have to tell me that when you are on the crapper.
--Bathroom, Penn Station
fucking halarious