it's keeping him from the other post-mission debriefing
You mean the whole check-up to be sure he doesn't have any hidden injuries? And to be sure everything's there?
Shep jumps her in a storage closet. ["Shep must have sexed her up real good post-straddling if it took her the rest of the episode to recover." -- Pooh]
Totally got this image on my head! How I am supposed to watch McGyver while thinking of this?
omg, awesome recap! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *eagerly awaits the next episode*
Good lord! This whole planet suffers from Cameron Mitchell Flashback Syndrome
This explains the 30 seconds between dialog thing! They are all caught up in a flashback moment! AND maybe the wraith just didn't attack, because each time they tried to cull, they got stuck in a flashback and would crash! It explains EVERYTHING!
However, "the human reproductive system serves no purpose in an adult Wraith, so why have one at all?" Dude, I have wisdom teeth that need to come out. Don't start with me about vestigial organs. "Because they eat normal food when they're young,"
*giggles at the clear typo* Wraith eat with their vaginas!!!!!!!! Muahaha! That's just awesome!
"I saw River," says Kaylee. "Where!?" squeak all the Firefly fans in the audience.
I have only watch a few episodes, but the sad thing is that that really WAS the first thing I thought *grins*
OH MY GOD, THEY ARE HAVING SEX.*plugs ears* lalalala...Carson is totally not having sex with men
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*giggles at the clear typo* Wraith eat with their vaginas!!!!!!!! Muahaha! That's just awesome!
OMG! We both beta'd this thing and didn't catch that. *horrified* WE REALLY ARE OBSESSED WITH SEX!
But damn, that's kind of funny, because LR's theorized that TPTB are using Wraith as a metaphor for Women -- an evil species with will suck you dry with their hand and, er, I guess now their vaginas. *snort*
OMG. HAHAHAHA. I can't believe it either! *edits in recap with much embarrassment*
But yes. It is all about how the Wraith are a METAPHOR for evil, evil women who don't know their place and HUNGER FOR SEX. A man has to be careful of those rampaging vaginas in spaceships, you know.
And the Stargate itself is the ultimate yonic symbol...
Oh no! You shouldn't edit it, for it is very, very funny and amusing *giggles*
omg, I totally hadn't ever thought about that at all! *ponders* I'm not totally sure I buy it, but it is highly amusing to think of anyway! Though we really have mostly just seen them feed on men.....
HEE! Thank you! Pooh and I go through massive recap anxiety every week before we post afraid that we will be UNMASKED AS FRAUDS because we're really not funny, so it's nice to hear. :)
And wheeee! I don't think I remembered (or knew) that you were reading these. Last night Pooh and I were discussing whether there were actually any Sheppard/Teyla fans reading this to send us hate mail, and now I can tell her that there are! Though less with the hate mail, probably, since you're you. Nonetheless. *babbles*
Yay! And I'm so glad someone got the Pa Wraith joke...
Omg too many wonderful things in this recap to name. I will focus on the most important things first.
Shep is straddling. a. bed. For absolutely no reason other than Lizzie because he seem to want to. Omg these recaps need pictures. Many, many pictures of things like straddling and manly manliness etc.
Elizabeth stares at him like she's just realized he's straddling the bed, smirks as she probably thinks about how damned cute and dorky a teenage Shep would have been They. Have. So. Done It. That is the only explanation (ONLY EXPLANATION! LALALA) for their sudden cute comfortableness around each other. Yes. They are having of teh hott sex on a regular basis. After Conversion it will be the hot make up sex and the hot sex of not-deadness. But sex. Lots and lots and lots of sex.
Dude, I have wisdom teeth that need to come out. Don't start with me about vestigial organs. *had tooth out on Wednesday* Word.
Atlantis Would Be Better If It Were In The 80s:On the other hand we'd be tortured with the Scrappy 12 Year Old Genius With The L33t
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Omg these recaps need pictures. Many, many pictures of things like straddling and manly manliness etc.
Oh, God, we'd NEVER GET THROUGH THEM if we did. We'd just sit and stare for hourrrrrs. Plus, I lack capping software, though I think Pooh might have it. However, phrenitisdoes photo recaps of most of the episodes, with lots of hotness.
That is the only explanation (ONLY EXPLANATION! LALALA) for their sudden cute comfortableness around each other.
YES! Because it's not really UST, because there's no tension! SO CUTE OMG. I believe, in my scientific recapping opinion, that you are TOTALLY RIGHT.
On the other hand we'd be tortured with the Scrappy 12 Year Old Genius With The L33t Ski11z!!1!, Who Is Probably Tragically Orphaned In The Pilot But Bounces Back To Become A Surrogate Son/Nephew/Best Friend Of The Hero And A Main Plot Point In Every Third Episode.OMG! JINTOOOOOOOOO!! He was headed there, he really was. If Halling had died, he totally would've been Boxey. Not so much bright enough to be Wesley, though
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You mean the whole check-up to be sure he doesn't have any hidden injuries? And to be sure everything's there?
Shep jumps her in a storage closet. ["Shep must have sexed her up real good post-straddling if it took her the rest of the episode to recover." -- Pooh]
Totally got this image on my head! How I am supposed to watch McGyver while thinking of this?
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*blinks* Like, in general, or because you're thinking of Jack instead of John?
And mmmm, yes. Debriefing. Although I suppose it's deboxering in Shep's case.
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deboxering in Shep's case
I so want to see John in boxer only!
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Good lord! This whole planet suffers from Cameron Mitchell Flashback Syndrome
This explains the 30 seconds between dialog thing! They are all caught up in a flashback moment! AND maybe the wraith just didn't attack, because each time they tried to cull, they got stuck in a flashback and would crash! It explains EVERYTHING!
However, "the human reproductive system serves no purpose in an adult Wraith, so why have one at all?" Dude, I have wisdom teeth that need to come out. Don't start with me about vestigial organs. "Because they eat normal food when they're young,"
*giggles at the clear typo* Wraith eat with their vaginas!!!!!!!! Muahaha! That's just awesome!
"I saw River," says Kaylee. "Where!?" squeak all the Firefly fans in the audience.
I have only watch a few episodes, but the sad thing is that that really WAS the first thing I thought *grins*
OH MY GOD, THEY ARE HAVING SEX.*plugs ears* lalalala...Carson is totally not having sex with men ( ... )
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OMG! We both beta'd this thing and didn't catch that. *horrified* WE REALLY ARE OBSESSED WITH SEX!
But damn, that's kind of funny, because LR's theorized that TPTB are using Wraith as a metaphor for Women -- an evil species with will suck you dry with their hand and, er, I guess now their vaginas. *snort*
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But yes. It is all about how the Wraith are a METAPHOR for evil, evil women who don't know their place and HUNGER FOR SEX. A man has to be careful of those rampaging vaginas in spaceships, you know.
And the Stargate itself is the ultimate yonic symbol...
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omg, I totally hadn't ever thought about that at all! *ponders* I'm not totally sure I buy it, but it is highly amusing to think of anyway! Though we really have mostly just seen them feed on men.....
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Dude, these get funnier every time you write one.
but also because that makes him Pa Wraith, and I watched a lot of Deep Space Nine, so I find this funny
As soon as I read the Pa Wraith thing, I totally thought the same thing! Genius you are.
*sigh* This is going to be a long week, waiting to find out what really happens.
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HEE! Thank you! Pooh and I go through massive recap anxiety every week before we post afraid that we will be UNMASKED AS FRAUDS because we're really not funny, so it's nice to hear. :)
And wheeee! I don't think I remembered (or knew) that you were reading these. Last night Pooh and I were discussing whether there were actually any Sheppard/Teyla fans reading this to send us hate mail, and now I can tell her that there are! Though less with the hate mail, probably, since you're you. Nonetheless. *babbles*
Yay! And I'm so glad someone got the Pa Wraith joke...
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Shep is straddling. a. bed.
For absolutely no reason other than Lizzie because he seem to want to. Omg these recaps need pictures. Many, many pictures of things like straddling and manly manliness etc.
Elizabeth stares at him like she's just realized he's straddling the bed, smirks as she probably thinks about how damned cute and dorky a teenage Shep would have been
They. Have. So. Done It. That is the only explanation (ONLY EXPLANATION! LALALA) for their sudden cute comfortableness around each other. Yes. They are having of teh hott sex on a regular basis. After Conversion it will be the hot make up sex and the hot sex of not-deadness. But sex. Lots and lots and lots of sex.
Dude, I have wisdom teeth that need to come out. Don't start with me about vestigial organs.
*had tooth out on Wednesday* Word.
Atlantis Would Be Better If It Were In The 80s:On the other hand we'd be tortured with the Scrappy 12 Year Old Genius With The L33t ( ... )
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Oh, God, we'd NEVER GET THROUGH THEM if we did. We'd just sit and stare for hourrrrrs. Plus, I lack capping software, though I think Pooh might have it. However, phrenitis does photo recaps of most of the episodes, with lots of hotness.
That is the only explanation (ONLY EXPLANATION! LALALA) for their sudden cute comfortableness around each other.
YES! Because it's not really UST, because there's no tension! SO CUTE OMG. I believe, in my scientific recapping opinion, that you are TOTALLY RIGHT.
On the other hand we'd be tortured with the Scrappy 12 Year Old Genius With The L33t Ski11z!!1!, Who Is Probably Tragically Orphaned In The Pilot But Bounces Back To Become A Surrogate Son/Nephew/Best Friend Of The Hero And A Main Plot Point In Every Third Episode.OMG! JINTOOOOOOOOO!! He was headed there, he really was. If Halling had died, he totally would've been Boxey. Not so much bright enough to be Wesley, though ( ... )
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