omg, awesome recap! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *eagerly awaits the next episode*
Good lord! This whole planet suffers from Cameron Mitchell Flashback Syndrome
This explains the 30 seconds between dialog thing! They are all caught up in a flashback moment! AND maybe the wraith just didn't attack, because each time they tried to cull, they got stuck in a flashback and would crash! It explains EVERYTHING!
However, "the human reproductive system serves no purpose in an adult Wraith, so why have one at all?" Dude, I have wisdom teeth that need to come out. Don't start with me about vestigial organs. "Because they eat normal food when they're young,"
*giggles at the clear typo* Wraith eat with their vaginas!!!!!!!! Muahaha! That's just awesome!
"I saw River," says Kaylee. "Where!?" squeak all the Firefly fans in the audience.
I have only watch a few episodes, but the sad thing is that that really WAS the first thing I thought *grins*
OH MY GOD, THEY ARE HAVING SEX.
*plugs ears* lalalala...Carson is totally not having sex with men. He is having sex with cute girl who kissed him via Rodney. That is all. *clings to SGA boyfriend*
*giggles at the clear typo* Wraith eat with their vaginas!!!!!!!! Muahaha! That's just awesome!
OMG! We both beta'd this thing and didn't catch that. *horrified* WE REALLY ARE OBSESSED WITH SEX!
But damn, that's kind of funny, because LR's theorized that TPTB are using Wraith as a metaphor for Women -- an evil species with will suck you dry with their hand and, er, I guess now their vaginas. *snort*
OMG. HAHAHAHA. I can't believe it either! *edits in recap with much embarrassment*
But yes. It is all about how the Wraith are a METAPHOR for evil, evil women who don't know their place and HUNGER FOR SEX. A man has to be careful of those rampaging vaginas in spaceships, you know.
And the Stargate itself is the ultimate yonic symbol...
Oh no! You shouldn't edit it, for it is very, very funny and amusing *giggles*
omg, I totally hadn't ever thought about that at all! *ponders* I'm not totally sure I buy it, but it is highly amusing to think of anyway! Though we really have mostly just seen them feed on men.....
Good lord! This whole planet suffers from Cameron Mitchell Flashback Syndrome
This explains the 30 seconds between dialog thing! They are all caught up in a flashback moment! AND maybe the wraith just didn't attack, because each time they tried to cull, they got stuck in a flashback and would crash! It explains EVERYTHING!
However, "the human reproductive system serves no purpose in an adult Wraith, so why have one at all?" Dude, I have wisdom teeth that need to come out. Don't start with me about vestigial organs. "Because they eat normal food when they're young,"
*giggles at the clear typo* Wraith eat with their vaginas!!!!!!!! Muahaha! That's just awesome!
"I saw River," says Kaylee. "Where!?" squeak all the Firefly fans in the audience.
I have only watch a few episodes, but the sad thing is that that really WAS the first thing I thought *grins*
OH MY GOD, THEY ARE HAVING SEX.
*plugs ears* lalalala...Carson is totally not having sex with men. He is having sex with cute girl who kissed him via Rodney. That is all. *clings to SGA boyfriend*
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OMG! We both beta'd this thing and didn't catch that. *horrified* WE REALLY ARE OBSESSED WITH SEX!
But damn, that's kind of funny, because LR's theorized that TPTB are using Wraith as a metaphor for Women -- an evil species with will suck you dry with their hand and, er, I guess now their vaginas. *snort*
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But yes. It is all about how the Wraith are a METAPHOR for evil, evil women who don't know their place and HUNGER FOR SEX. A man has to be careful of those rampaging vaginas in spaceships, you know.
And the Stargate itself is the ultimate yonic symbol...
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omg, I totally hadn't ever thought about that at all! *ponders* I'm not totally sure I buy it, but it is highly amusing to think of anyway! Though we really have mostly just seen them feed on men.....
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