obligatory application post

Sep 13, 2006 17:48

Your Name/Alias: Pandora/ Jasmine
Age: 16
Character: Heero Yuy
Series: Gundam Wing
Character Age: 15

Canon: Gundam Wing is the third in a long line of many similar space mobile suit series, noted for its giant fighting mechas, insanely young (and pretty!) soldier-protagonists, and lots of large, shiny explosions.

Heero Yuy is one of five young men, all around 15, who are sent to Earth as guerrilla fighters against the military organization known as OZ. He is shown to be the most capable of the small team, trained and raised to be a Perfect Soldier. The pilot of first the Wing Gundam, and later the Wing Zero, Heero completes his missions with deadly efficiency and dedication, not even hesitating to take his own life if need be. While all this may make him appear ruthless, stoic, and emotionless, his motto in life is actually that the best way to live life is by following one’s emotions. And he does-just apparently not on the battlefield. Or rather, Heero is able to carefully separate his emotions and not let them distract him from his tasks. He is also impossibly gifted in a variety of activities including, but not limited to, basketball, hacking, horseback riding, and fencing.

Sample Post:

There have been recent reports of a suspicious region on Earth. Perhaps OZ has set up a new training camp, or a base for more mobile doll production. Investigation appears to be the best course of action at this time as I have been unable to secure any other reliable information.

0900: Depart for “Camp Fuck You Die”.

1300: Target location reached. Infiltration-successful. It doesn’t look like a military camp, but appearances can be deceiving.

Preliminary assessment of base security measures:
Wards set around the perimeters- exact coordinates and power source unknown. Managed to reduce Zero to a fraction of its usual size, rendering it largely ineffective unless countermeasures are taken to dismantle the ward. Threat level: potentially problematic. (Note: Look into reversing the effects on Zero for a start; its new tendency to beep and flash is irritating and could endanger the mission.)

Gorillas- Earlier attempts to immobilize and use for infiltration purposes have confirmed that they are real despite their odd colouring as opposed to guards in suits. Strong, but lacking in speed and intelligence. Threat level: low.

Unidentifed Corpses Capable of Movement (hereby called UCCMs)- most prominent and numerous security feature. Likely results of failed biotechnology experimentations. OZ is using them as target practice for the trainees. Most effective way of neutralizing appears to be a 9mm to the head region. Threat level: negligible.

I have also compiled a list of new, yet-to-be-deciphered OZ codes, the most common of which are “fuckyoudie”, “moogle” (suspect this to be a new drug; have heard hearsay of “saving” and “revival”), and “tentacle monster” (believe this to refer to a new mobile suit model). I will conduct further investigations and -

Addendum: There are also talking birds. Threat level and purpose unknown. Possibly intended to be spy devices.

… Affirmative, that is where I keep my gun, and no, I am not “just happy to see you”.

Most effective method of neutralization: see “UCCMs”.

Heero Yuy, out.

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