Jaye: You know this is all your fault for giving me spork as a writing prompt.
me: you gave me spork as a drawing prompt! aaaah, sweet revenge!
Jaye: Damn you, dream Keri!
me: I think that dream Keri should definitely get a long leather coat.
Jaye: I think dream Keri is too busty to fit in my long leather coat.
me: dream Keri can put in darts.
me: this is another one of those conversations that should be blogged, but makes no sense even with context.
Jaye: Hahahaha! I just had the same thought.
me: my god, I thought you had that chip removed!
Jaye: It keeps growing back.