Jan 07, 2009 18:10
Jordan asked me if I could make my entry today out of a short story, so this is my best shot at it!
The Random Adventure's of Audrey
(note: these events may or may not have anything to do with my real life. *shifty eyes*)
Audrey was always a large girl. Not too overweight, but just larger than the average five foot four twigs that she was always surrounded by. Audrey was a tall (nearly six feet!) twenty year old that had a larger body blessed with curves. However, this maturity in her structure made strangers mistake her for somebody much older, which always bothered her on the inside. All she wanted was to look her age!
She had dark green eyes and auburn hair, which complemented her fair skin, free of scars and freckles. Her personality was silly, outgoing, and sometimes a little odd. Her friends understood her humor, as they all matured together and had pieces of the same personality embedded into their souls.
One of her most prominent features were her BOOBIES! (yeah, I'm getting lazy now, I want to get to the funny.)
For the past few years, after graduating high school, she had been gaining a little weight here and there. It was completely expected because she stopped her sports after high school. Now, every girl knows that when you either gain or lose weight, the first thing to change are the boobs. Hers had gotten progressively larger, they were always sort of out there, but now it's been a contest in her group of friends of who could unhook her bra with one hand (they heard the more hooks, the harder it was). Now don't get confused, they weren't as big as The Empire State Building or anything, but they were larger than normal, but mostly proportional to her body size.
She had always been on the cusp of C and D in the sizes. One day, she went to the mall with her mother, who had a gift card to a store that she had never been to. It was one of those gifts where the person who gave the gift had no idea where the person shopped, so they chose a random plus sized women's store. It was decent, and Audrey decided to place a job application there. The woman that worked there asked her if there was anything she could be helped with, so to feel like she wasn't being a nuisance, she asked about bras and the sales associate decided to help her with it, first by sizing her with an actual tape measure.
It turns out. Audrey wasn't just a D, or a DD. She was a TRIPLE D cup. Her friends would now be amazed as now they have four hooks to practice on instead of three.
And that's how Audrey learned she had even larger boobs. Something else to brag about, right?
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