My tweets

Oct 26, 2012 12:16

  • Thu, 13:17: I hold in my hand an object that is ILLEGAL in New York City! *slurp* MUAHAHA SOON METROPOLIS WILL BE MINE! *slurp*
  • Thu, 13:36: Related to my illegally huge soda, go read this article: http://t.co/lwJVXCC6
  • Thu, 15:21: There's a Polish idiom meaning "not my problem" that translates as "not my circus, not my monkeys". Everyone begin using this immediately!
  • Thu, 15:21: RT @ howardtayler: Via @ daniel_bart & @ mariadb: The Chinese for "so-so" is 马马虎虎 (ma ma hu hu), literally "horse horse tiger tiger".
  • Thu, 15:21: RT @ howardtayler: Combining Chinese and Polish idioms, "whatever, it's not my problem" becomes "horse, horse, tiger, tiger, not my circus, not my monkey".
  • Thu, 15:29: I'm interested in watching Hunted, but I'm not subscribing to CineMax just for one show. I'll wait for it to hit Netflix.
  • Thu, 16:27: One 24-ounce cup of soda with ice will give you less soda than two 12-ounce cans. The ice displaces and dilutes the soda as it melts. PSA
  • Thu, 16:27: RT @ GhettoHikesBack: "And on the 8th day, God drug his hand along the ground and made this deep-ass canyon."
  • Thu, 16:31: RT @ Disalmanac: UPDATE: Yes, America is arguing about what rape is, because apparently it's the year 1150 or some shit.
  • Thu, 17:54: Iron Man tshirt! http://t.co/Wj4Jv529
  • Thu, 20:48: RT @ KyllaCustomWear: Custom chaos pants for Steve Miller, on tour with Epica, Alestorm, and Insomnium playing live guitar for System Div ...
  • Thu, 20:49: RT @ DietHeartNews: Outdoor-raised pigs are a good source of Natural Vitamin D; factory-farmed pigs kept indoors are not.
  • Thu, 20:52: Pleased with my Iron Man t-shirt. Tomorrow, Hulk t-shirt.
  • Thu, 20:55: “Under this mask,/another mask. I will never be/finished removing/all these faces.”--Claude Cahun. http://t.co/S8nZpp84
  • Thu, 21:15: I Guess I'm Glorifying Obesity Just By Existing -- Is This a Problem? | xoJane: http://t.co/GpjFxneA via @ xoJanedotcom
  • Thu, 22:45: The New Yorker’s Endorsement of Barack Obama : The New Yorker http://t.co/4bT3JEVE via @ NewYorker
  • Fri, 00:43: Maybe I'll start playing WoW. At least then I'll have an excuse for spending hours staring uselessly at a monitor. It's an addiction, right?
  • Fri, 10:07: RT @ goulcher: Squirrel gets head stuck in halloween skull. Immediately becomes most horrifying thing man has ever seen. KILL IT http://t ...
  • Fri, 10:08: All right, Internet, I have to focus and get a lot of work done today. Stop being entertaining for a few hours, mmmkay?
  • Fri, 11:36: RT @ BobMcDonnell: I have declared a state of emergency in Virginia in preparation for Hurricane #Sandy. http://t.co/iUFktsrT

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