In Carlos Fuentes' Aura there's a scene in the middle of the book in which the second person narrator--so, "you,"--looks out the window and sees that "five, six, seven cats...are all twined together, all writhing in flames and giving off a dense smoke that reeks of burnt fur." And then you go back into the house and head down the hallway to fuck ( Read more... )

( kitten infinity )

Yesterday you got the doggerson, but I know what you all are really hanging around here for.


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If I can avoid a nervous breakdown I'm going to kick this week's ass.

In other (related) news, I am so behind on comments, e-mails, and phone calls there is no chance I will ever catch up. I suck and I'm sorry.

Yes indeed, the title of this post says it all.

...but in case you didn't believe me: the instructions:


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I got home tonight and found a Mother's Day card on my pillow.


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This one is going out to lagizma. Because kittens are important.

Question: if there were a stray cat you had become friendly with in your neighborhood, and you were pretty sure you could not take him in due to already having as much cat as you can afford, what would you do ( Read more... )