Living in Code Orange

Oct 11, 2005 02:39

Did you know that New York City has been under code orange terror alert since September 11th, 2001? Everywhere else in the country is yellow most of the time, but we're always orange. All of this color bullshit is pretty arbitrary if you ask me though, and it's also really stupid that they even have a blue and a green level. When's it going to get to blue? When all the terrorists in the world are caught and there's peace on Earth? Stupid.

There was supposed to be a terrorist attack on the subway today, I'm glad there wasn't. I wish terrorists weren't so fucking dumb. Just because some westerners have fucked over Islamic countries doesn't mean every person over here deserves to die. That's like me saying every Middle Eastern person is a terrorist, when really it's just a fraction of a fraction of a percent. The thing is, they're not doing anything to make their lives better, only to make our lives worse. If anything they're fucking shit up even more in their own countries by causing trouble. I really think these people are beyond caring though, they are really just that lost and retarded to how the world works.

Working two jobs for minimum wage in one of the richest cities in the world blows. I feel like I might as well live in a third world country because I would probably be making about the same living there. Hopefully this will all end soon, I can get things sorted with the police thing and start my career in law enforcement.

My World of Warcraft account expired today. Oh well, I will probably renew it next month if I can, but I really haven't had time to play it the past couple of months anyway. I was still sad to see it go, even if it's temporary.

I failed my first secret shopper report at Staples, I was pretty proud of that. I would rather be a genuinely polite and friendly person and help customers with what they need, than be a mindless robot following some stupid guidelines to dealing with every person that walks up to me.



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