ZeldaQueen: Time to continue onward, as the mysterious boy becomes infinitely more disturbing!

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
( In Which A Monster Attacks An Innocent Man (And Later Will Be Our Romantic Lead) )

Projection Room Voices: You're redoing this one?

ZeldaQueen: Oh yeah! Greetings and salutations, folks! Welcome to the revamped sporking of Hush, Hush! Some of you may recall when I sporked this the first time around, over at the Realm. Well, I took a look at it, and decided that my sporking skills improved and I missed quite a few things the ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: You guys knew it was coming and now it is here: Crescendo, the sequel to the utterly fucked-up novel Hush, Hush. Over the next twenty-five chapters worth of sporkings, we're going to be treated to lovely amounts of hypocrisy, ill logic, slut shaming, general idiocy, and all the previous abuse vibes we know and hate. Not only that, but ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: Ladies and gentlemen, are you in for a treat! I recently found this evil thing and had to spork it. In this book, we're pretty much getting it all - abusive love interests, bland heroines, insane plots, and boring, pointless side characters, all wrapped in one big load of fail. Have drinks in hand and rage at the ready. We're getting ( Read more... )