The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner: Part 4

Jun 28, 2010 14:54

ZeldaQueen: I don't wanna go on! You can't make me!

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fic: the short second life of bree tanne, part 4, suethor: stephenie meyer

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carakasla June 28 2010, 20:54:04 UTC
Yay! Leah! *huggles* I wish I could kidnap you and take you to my own canon! You would LOVE my MC, you two could be besties. Just go run around killing people. But, sadly, I cannot have you :(. Like I said, I have a canon, not a fanon, sadly. I cannot steal you without getting in lots of trouble...

Meyer, stfu and leave the Mexicans alone. They have a rich, vibrant heritage and culture and are hard working people who want to care for their families. Just because there are some bad eggs, doesn't mean they are all so horrible. Do you know how many horrendious white people there are? *cough*Hitler*cough* (and don't try, I know Diego is a Mexican, you racist bitch. I can see right through you.) And while your at it, leave the Aboriginals alone too. YES ABORIGINALS. INDIANS ARE FROM INDIA, DUMBASS.

Who is Zyn btw? Where is he from? His canon sounds just as bad as Twilight...it's not that 'City of Bones' series, is it?

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shaolina June 28 2010, 21:57:53 UTC
Hit the "Legend of Rah" tag to know who Zyn is.

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carakasla June 28 2010, 22:15:58 UTC
Oh dear god no. I've heard stories. I'm toying with my sanity enough with 'Twilight' and it's successors (I use that term loosly), the poor thing can't handle any more.

'Zyn: Ah yes, hinging my imprisonment solely on my inability to figure out what a shadow was...'

That is all the reason I need to stay away. LOLWUT? Srsly?

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shaolina June 28 2010, 22:27:20 UTC
XD Yes, Twilight sucks but Bree Tanner was funny. Am I the only person who found it hilariously bad? I can only hope The host to give me half the giggles that one gave me. It was at least more fun than New Moon (aka I'm worthless without a man) and Eclipse (aka love triangles that go nowhere are fun, right?)

Yes, seriously. It's even stupider when you get the whole package. And that story had less plot than Twilight (words I never thought I'd say.)

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shaolina June 28 2010, 22:01:06 UTC
The Spanish bit is so weird. It comes out of nowhere and it's never mentioned again. I didn't even bothered with it. Plus it was bad Spanish. One says "No me estoy quemando" or "No estoy quemado" in that context (Source: Spanish is my first language). It's like she just used babelfish and sent it to print.

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zelda_queen June 29 2010, 00:10:28 UTC
That's probably it, she probably just found an online translator and stuck a phrase in, without accounting for meaning. I don't speak Spanish, granted, but I have taken Japanese and I know about how some words and phrases mean something more than something else.

It's a Big Lipped Alligator Moment, that's what it is.

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shaolina June 29 2010, 00:15:03 UTC
Agreed. I don't even know why she bothered. And I don't remembered, but did Bree understood him?

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zelda_queen June 29 2010, 04:12:29 UTC
No, I don't think she did. She mostly freaked out that he was going to die or something.

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aikaterini June 29 2010, 01:58:05 UTC
Yay, Zyn and Leah! *huggles them* Finally, the match-up that we've been waiting for!

I like how refined and articulate Zyn sounds now, a far cry from his awful dialogue in "The Legend of Rah and the Muggles." When he called Leah "my dear," I cracked up. Will we see more of these two? And does Leah know how to play pool? ;)

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zelda_queen June 29 2010, 02:22:50 UTC
I'm glad you liked it! There was no way Zyn was going on like he was forced to in canon. The poor guy deserves a break. :)

I might bring them around a few more times. And I think Leah's learning how to play pool, mostly out of boredom (the recreation room's Space Invaders game is broken).

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southerngaelic June 29 2010, 06:54:59 UTC
<3333!

All hail Zyn! And Leah is made of awesome \o/

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zelda_queen June 29 2010, 13:45:20 UTC
Indeed she is. XD Anyone who calls Bella out is fantastic, in my opinion.

Actually, she's almost exactly like my best friend who has had her heart broken but did her best to move on, is attending a community college, and taking yoga to help with stress.

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anakinnotvader September 4 2010, 19:16:35 UTC
CHEESEBURGER OF PAIN?

...WHAT?!?!

...HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE EVER???

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