In Which I Do A Meme: Top Shippings
Snagged from ladyhadhafang! I do love a good shipping. ^_^
Top 10 Shippings Overall
1. Amy/Rory, Doctor Who
2. Beast/Belle, Beauty and the Beast.
3. Mitchell/Annie, Being Human (until Mitchell goes insane, that is :( )
4. Elder/Amy, Across the Universe (yes, there's a pairing in a current YA novel I like. Insanity! :O )
5. Flynn Rider/ Rapunzel, Tangled
6. Tohru Honda/ Kyo Sohma, Fruits Basket
7. Harry/ Ginny, Harry Potter
8. Germany/ Italy
9. Sailor Moon/ Tuxedo Mask
10. Sophie Hatter/ Howl (books and movie both! ^_^)
Top 5 Love Triangles/Threesomes
1. Hungary/ Austria/ Prussia, Axis Powers Hetalia (as a threesome, because it fits perfectly. Hey, Hungary's already a yaoi fangirl!)
2. Celia/ Marcus/ Isabelle, The Night Circus (as a love triangle, because oh look, actual consequences of the decision! Hello!)
3. Mary/ Matthew/ Lavinia, Downton Abbey (as a love triangle, because the show actually made the other girl sympathetic and nice and didn't have everyone be a bitch to her just because)
4. Bolin/ Korra/ Mako/ Asami (as a love triangle, because again, the other girl is an interesting character who isn't instantly made bitchy or shallow just to make the lead look better. Also, it's nicely underplayed thus far)
5. Viola/Duke/Olivia/Sebastian!Viola (both the original play and the adaptation of She's the Man)
Top 5 Canon Pairings
1. Nina/George, Being Human
2. Tyrion and Shae, Game of Thrones
3. Aang and Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Zuko and Mai, Avatar: The Last Airbender
5. Hermione and Ron, Harry Potter
Top 5 "Not my favorite, but they're very nice alternate choices" Shippings
1. Katara/ Zuko (Yes, yes, I know. I hate the pairing written badly, is all.)
2. Hungary/ Prussia
3. Sokka/ Toph
4. Matthew/ Lavinia
5. Tohru Honda/ Yuki Sohma
Top 5 "Wtf that makes no sense... but I LOVE it!" Shippings
1. Zyn/ Leah (Haven't looked at that one too much lately, but dang if I don't love it!)
2. Sands/ Snape (Thank you so very much, Mervin)
3. Marcie Millar/ Nora (At the very least, it makes a fuck-ton more sense than the canon shipping of Nora/ Patch)
4. Hong Kong/ Switzerland (You can blame the dude who wrote the Hearth Series for this one)
5. Egypt/ Lithuania (It was done in an extremely cracky fanfiction, and now I kind of love it)
Top 5 "I just don't feel what everyone else is feelin'" Shippings
1. Belle/ Gaston (Um...way to miss the point of the movie? 8( )
2. Bella/ Streex (Yes. This crossover happened. No, I'm not sure if it's a joke or not)
3. Switzerland/ Lichtenstein (I know blood relationships are a bit loose in Hetalia, but... Lichtenstein looks like she's about twelve. And calls Switzerland "Big Bruder" pretty much every time they meet. It's just a bit...squicky, is all I'm saying)
4. Belerus/ Lithuania (Erm... the only time they went on a date, she broke his fingers. And come on, the guy's a big enough woobie as it is!)
5. Jareth/ Sarah (Ignoring the age factor, the entire thing is centered around him tricking and victim-blaming her. I could see it as some metaphor for going into adulthood or something, but a straight-up relationship? Erm... O_o)
Top 5 "I hope these die" Shippings
1. Katara/Zuko, How I Became Yours (yes, those two are fanon versions of a Suethor's twisted mind, but they both are such self-centered assholes that I don't feel the least bit sorry about what happens to them in the sequel)
2. Patch/Nora, Hush Hush.
3. Edward/Bella & Christan Grey/ Anna Steele (yes, this might be cheating, but they're honestly the same characters)
4. Karumi/ Hakuron (... Mother. Of. God.)
5. Zoey Redbird/ Loren Blake (Not only is Zoey underage, the fact that she's completely oblivious to the many implications and consequences of going all the way with a teacher just makes it even squickier, somehow!)
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Top 10 Shippings Overall
1. Amy/Rory, Doctor Who
2. Beast/Belle, Beauty and the Beast.
3. Mitchell/Annie, Being Human (until Mitchell goes insane, that is :( )
4. Elder/Amy, Across the Universe (yes, there's a pairing in a current YA novel I like. Insanity! :O )
5. Flynn Rider/ Rapunzel, Tangled
6. Tohru Honda/ Kyo Sohma, Fruits Basket
7. Harry/ Ginny, Harry Potter
8. Germany/ Italy
9. Sailor Moon/ Tuxedo Mask
10. Sophie Hatter/ Howl (books and movie both! ^_^)
Top 5 Love Triangles/Threesomes
1. Hungary/ Austria/ Prussia, Axis Powers Hetalia (as a threesome, because it fits perfectly. Hey, Hungary's already a yaoi fangirl!)
2. Celia/ Marcus/ Isabelle, The Night Circus (as a love triangle, because oh look, actual consequences of the decision! Hello!)
3. Mary/ Matthew/ Lavinia, Downton Abbey (as a love triangle, because the show actually made the other girl sympathetic and nice and didn't have everyone be a bitch to her just because)
4. Bolin/ Korra/ Mako/ Asami (as a love triangle, because again, the other girl is an interesting character who isn't instantly made bitchy or shallow just to make the lead look better. Also, it's nicely underplayed thus far)
5. Viola/Duke/Olivia/Sebastian!Viola (both the original play and the adaptation of She's the Man)
Top 5 Canon Pairings
1. Nina/George, Being Human
2. Tyrion and Shae, Game of Thrones
3. Aang and Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
4. Zuko and Mai, Avatar: The Last Airbender
5. Hermione and Ron, Harry Potter
Top 5 "Not my favorite, but they're very nice alternate choices" Shippings
1. Katara/ Zuko (Yes, yes, I know. I hate the pairing written badly, is all.)
2. Hungary/ Prussia
3. Sokka/ Toph
4. Matthew/ Lavinia
5. Tohru Honda/ Yuki Sohma
Top 5 "Wtf that makes no sense... but I LOVE it!" Shippings
1. Zyn/ Leah (Haven't looked at that one too much lately, but dang if I don't love it!)
2. Sands/ Snape (Thank you so very much, Mervin)
3. Marcie Millar/ Nora (At the very least, it makes a fuck-ton more sense than the canon shipping of Nora/ Patch)
4. Hong Kong/ Switzerland (You can blame the dude who wrote the Hearth Series for this one)
5. Egypt/ Lithuania (It was done in an extremely cracky fanfiction, and now I kind of love it)
Top 5 "I just don't feel what everyone else is feelin'" Shippings
1. Belle/ Gaston (Um...way to miss the point of the movie? 8( )
2. Bella/ Streex (Yes. This crossover happened. No, I'm not sure if it's a joke or not)
3. Switzerland/ Lichtenstein (I know blood relationships are a bit loose in Hetalia, but... Lichtenstein looks like she's about twelve. And calls Switzerland "Big Bruder" pretty much every time they meet. It's just a bit...squicky, is all I'm saying)
4. Belerus/ Lithuania (Erm... the only time they went on a date, she broke his fingers. And come on, the guy's a big enough woobie as it is!)
5. Jareth/ Sarah (Ignoring the age factor, the entire thing is centered around him tricking and victim-blaming her. I could see it as some metaphor for going into adulthood or something, but a straight-up relationship? Erm... O_o)
Top 5 "I hope these die" Shippings
1. Katara/Zuko, How I Became Yours (yes, those two are fanon versions of a Suethor's twisted mind, but they both are such self-centered assholes that I don't feel the least bit sorry about what happens to them in the sequel)
2. Patch/Nora, Hush Hush.
3. Edward/Bella & Christan Grey/ Anna Steele (yes, this might be cheating, but they're honestly the same characters)
4. Karumi/ Hakuron (... Mother. Of. God.)
5. Zoey Redbird/ Loren Blake (Not only is Zoey underage, the fact that she's completely oblivious to the many implications and consequences of going all the way with a teacher just makes it even squickier, somehow!)
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