At what would appear to be random spots throughout Hyrule, odd doorways are opening up: the ground will tremble and shift, falling away, and tunnels previously hidden will be uncovered; small buildings and trees will suddenly rise, now shown to be sitting atop foreboding stone archways; pull on the right torch or tree limb, or bomb the right wall, ( Read more... )

[So everyone knows that giant watchtower in Kakariko, right? Of course they do. If not, have you been living under a rock? If you are a Goron, then you are perfectly excused.

Well, dear citizens and non citizens of Kakariko. There is now a GIANT ORANGE CENTIPEDE MONSTER curled around the tower like she owns the thing. And hey, maybe she does. She ( Read more... )

[A foul wind is blowing.]

[On it is carried a scent, a hint of fear - of approaching evil. It materialises in a swirl of light in the middle of Hyrule Field, depositing... an innocuous-looking young man with really, really ridiculous hair.]

[The young man looks around the field, and blinks.]

[He opens his mouth.]

Gee. It sure is BORING around