Who wants free Potion? Seriously! Only ONE small catch XD
[Posted on the most visible spots of Kakariko Village are the following hand-written flyers:]
Injured? Need healing?
Think you may BE injured and need healing?
(Yes, Heroes, I'm talking to you!)
Or, are just looking to:
Help the war effort?
Do a good deed?
Tick off Ganondork and his ilk?
Then come to the Kakariko Inn, for details!
[OOC: Attention, ladies and gentlemen! We have found a way to make POTION! Yes, you heard right: Potion! Any injured civilians, warriors of Light, good samaritans, and people looking to stick it to the Pigman, COME ON DOWN! (Of course, if you DON'T fit these criteria, you can still try your luck, but there's no guarantee you GET any.) All volunteers walk away with a free container of Potion!]
[For anyone wondering, "And how can this be?", no, Linksha's NOT the Kwisatz Haderach, here's what's gonna happen:
Injured? Need healing?
Think you may BE injured and need healing?
(Yes, Heroes, I'm talking to you!)
Or, are just looking to:
Help the war effort?
Do a good deed?
Tick off Ganondork and his ilk?
Then come to the Kakariko Inn, for details!
[OOC: Attention, ladies and gentlemen! We have found a way to make POTION! Yes, you heard right: Potion! Any injured civilians, warriors of Light, good samaritans, and people looking to stick it to the Pigman, COME ON DOWN! (Of course, if you DON'T fit these criteria, you can still try your luck, but there's no guarantee you GET any.) All volunteers walk away with a free container of Potion!]
[For anyone wondering, "And how can this be?", no, Linksha's NOT the Kwisatz Haderach, here's what's gonna happen:
- You'll walk in or knock on the door.
- You'll be greeted by one of the Inn residents or regulars (linkshaia , jewel_of_hyrule , ashei_yeah , twilit_scholar , turtlerockqueen , koholint_hero , sorcerer_vaati , last_sheik , or excuseuprincess ).
- Tell us what brings you in, ask questions, chat, etc.
- If you like, mingle with anybody else currently in the Waiting Room (so, feel free to reply to anyone already there).
- If you haven't met him already, Linksha will pop in to say hi (and check that you're not working for the Dark Side).
- You'll be given what LOOKS like Blue Potion, which you may or may not drink (Red Pill/Blue Pill?).
- If you drink the stuff, you'll be transformed into a squishy gel monster from "Zelda II, Adventure of Link" (which color will be revealed upon drinkage) -- react as you wish.
- While still in your goo-monster form, you'll be picked up (carefully) and be gently squeezed (the goo will be collected into a couple of Jewel's preserve jars). It won't hurt, but feel free to panic XD
- The spell will end, and you'll be transformed back into your normal self, with the same effect as having drunk a bottle of ACTUAL Blue Potion, so you'll be feeling pretty darn healthy, and then you'll be given a bottle of the stuff your goo-monster self excreted. No, this stuff WON'T turn you into a monster; it's legit! Yes, ladies and gents, Soylient Green Potion is People! ... kinda...
