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I dreamed last night that one of my teeth suddenly crumbled into an improbably number and size of toothy shards. Then my lips started swelling so much that I couldn't open them to speak or breathe. If that weren't disturbing and embarrassing enough, it happened while I was part of a large group of friends past and present on our way to a big Broadway show, and we were running late. So, my disgusting tooth emergency was halting the trip. My sister and my wife insisted that I couldn't continue on the trip and had to get medical attention immediately.
These are the dreams I have when I have to wake up at 2 AM.
These are the dreams I have when I have to wake up at 2 AM.