Memetacular
Life as usual, my kids are fun, man i totally rock at this child supervision (lol, pride comes before a fall).
Today i FOUND TARIQ. Ahaha, visiting different Jambas paid off xD Spoke to people. <3 Diana, going to see people in....15 hours. See sam again this weekend, my friend comes back from australia this weekend so i'ma see her as well.
Reading "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus". Yes. they are >.< It's actualyl really interesting and everyone shoudl read it xD I'll lend it to youuu~ Its like "Men want to be left alone, dont follow them into their cave when they want to go off and work out their problems *alone*, it unmans them to accept help, or even if they think you think they need help" and "Women dont feel feel loved. Go love them. And if they talk to you, they usually dont want you to solve their problems, that's just how they deal with stress. they talk".
And now, that inordinately long meme thats going around
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now. ((i dont miss people. i just feel lonely and insane))
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (...ahahaha~)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (...but i should >.>)
× I love to play video games. (...not really.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Oh Dildo Saggins xD)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (...cant say I have.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (...no, but i *could* xD)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (nope. Pretty out there with everything.)
× I hate the rain. (<3 the rain xD)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (..try like, always XD)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (nooo.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (bliing T_T)
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Not so much anymore, but I can really *go* xD)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (it's really useful for tentacle raping small boys xD)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (...must needs to take away the squishy parts >.<)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (no! Im just pragmatic! there's a difference!)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (..oh yeah. I scare people on the street ^^;;)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Because then the bureacracy would eat it xD And prostitutes would be safer ^^)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (I dont really fide things about myself..well, I do now, but for people reading this, no.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Well, I have that capacity. But being around all the mefiocre people is killing my awesome, wtf.)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (inexpensive and easy to clean xD)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Joe: "Your lj runs in real time")
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (i cant even get drunk, wtf.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Amazing, isnt it? -.-)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I ruv peoples!! xD)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (...yea. I mean, all my awesome parentign skills, i need to spawn something to unleash upon the world!!!)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (many.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (...except stupidity -.-)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (...when I'm not scaring them.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (..i used to be T_T)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (oh deathwish and obsessive need to protect and be responsible, i wonder if you'll be mistaken for altruism? XD)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (When it comes to making people or professors like me...especially professors xD)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Why they no love me >.<)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish. (...i would be if i hadnt gone to Hunter)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (both xD)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Well, not as much as papers, but still, a lot ^^;;)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Ah! Meddling in the minds of gifted -- my true calling xD)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (The problem is getting other people to be as well >.<)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (...a very teeny one a foot off the ground, but a bridge nonetheless xD)
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (I hate my father's office, but i think i'd take to it quite well >.>;;)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Mmm~ pretty flames.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (im pretty sure i havent >.>)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (AHAHA. Seriously.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. ("You just put your lips together and *blow*")
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden xD but it was at a resort, not like as a lifestyle or anything.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Damn straight. Except, I think Im missing one. Someone probably has it -- i used to lend them out so ppl would understand me ^^;;)
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (not *wrong*, more like, past lives.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (only the things i try to forget then eat my mind and i lose.)
× I wear a toe ring. (...i used to.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I like everyone ^^)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Wooh, me anf green tea have a um..*special* relationship ^^;;)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (nah. I feel sort of wrong about taking human life...unless they start with me XD)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (...I slept with my parents til i was 9. I dont like empty beds.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (...my poor boobs..so heavy T_T)
× I have terrible teeth. (..well, sharp and scary doesnt equal terrible, right?)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (OMG HUGS cant live without them >_o)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (...sort of. I spend my time on people...interent is part of that?)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Shazaam~)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I cry over every freakign game or movire i come into contact with. Its how I avoid falling to pieces in situations i need to actually fix.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (combat weapons only~ ^^ mwahah~ Though, by now, i've probably forgotten stuff >.<)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (omg why they no like me?!??! T_T)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. ((though, I have been described as a steamroller >.>))
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (to a degree)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Yes, omg, driving force of my entire existence.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (...and its usally a person.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (...I'm too cheap for that xD)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (...its complicated, but i'll say no.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (...really, its more like "burlesque queen")
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (no! he needs to give me money and take care of my family so i dont have to!)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (...but what i feel doesnt matter, so i *still* freak out and want to hear it. This why i love getting grades.)
✓ I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Nihongo ga dekiru yo~ Español tambien. (ahaha, but how *well*?))
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (i can fall asleep *anywhere* in *any* circumstance.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (depends.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (see, it's more like an "all-weeker".)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (nah, I like being a girl. Boys are emotionally constipated xD)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (dude, wtf >.< My dad had the right idea when he wanted to abort me.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (people suck....but they're so interesting T_T Curse my humanist roots!)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (...i only have my 80's Gameboy >.>)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (in pleasure? ^^ As long as its fun, I dont care.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (...i have not yet had the pleasure.)
× I am compulsively honest. (...perhaps a bend the truth a little too much for that one ^^;)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I expect too much from girls -.-)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Oh, I *know*.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (if i have the time, nothing will stop me from sleeping xD)
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My phone!!! My people contacter!!!)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Compulsively so.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (....ZACH. I rest my case.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Money is money. And if they're that good looking that it works for them, God bless 'em.)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Oh my earlier diaries >.>;; Like lyrics to a really bad Dir En Grey song.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (i used to xD)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. ((...are there people that say "yes" to this o_O??))
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Merlin~ Even though he's dead >.>)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (sort of >.>)
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (fuck yar~)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (yes, only, several things at once for maximum efficiency xD)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (...WTF!??!)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Im proud of my accomplishments, i just wish it would impress prospective employers more.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (...even though i dont want it.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (If i were anymore open minded I would be having sex with corpses.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (its be funny if this was a ploy for the RIAA to track us down xD)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (...Clever Sleazoid lyrics work wonderfully.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (especially when coupled with my screen saver...yay photo montage!)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (well, martial arts wasnt really a sport, but it made me feel better ^^ Yay violence! Oh!! is wrasslign a sport!??! XD)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I've ordered *3*. And I once had 6 shots within one hour. MWahah)
Today i FOUND TARIQ. Ahaha, visiting different Jambas paid off xD Spoke to people. <3 Diana, going to see people in....15 hours. See sam again this weekend, my friend comes back from australia this weekend so i'ma see her as well.
Reading "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus". Yes. they are >.< It's actualyl really interesting and everyone shoudl read it xD I'll lend it to youuu~ Its like "Men want to be left alone, dont follow them into their cave when they want to go off and work out their problems *alone*, it unmans them to accept help, or even if they think you think they need help" and "Women dont feel feel loved. Go love them. And if they talk to you, they usually dont want you to solve their problems, that's just how they deal with stress. they talk".
And now, that inordinately long meme thats going around
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now. ((i dont miss people. i just feel lonely and insane))
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (...ahahaha~)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (...but i should >.>)
× I love to play video games. (...not really.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Oh Dildo Saggins xD)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (...cant say I have.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones. (...no, but i *could* xD)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (nope. Pretty out there with everything.)
× I hate the rain. (<3 the rain xD)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (..try like, always XD)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (nooo.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (bliing T_T)
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Not so much anymore, but I can really *go* xD)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (it's really useful for tentacle raping small boys xD)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (...must needs to take away the squishy parts >.<)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (no! Im just pragmatic! there's a difference!)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (..oh yeah. I scare people on the street ^^;;)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Because then the bureacracy would eat it xD And prostitutes would be safer ^^)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (I dont really fide things about myself..well, I do now, but for people reading this, no.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Well, I have that capacity. But being around all the mefiocre people is killing my awesome, wtf.)
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (inexpensive and easy to clean xD)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Joe: "Your lj runs in real time")
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (i cant even get drunk, wtf.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Amazing, isnt it? -.-)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I ruv peoples!! xD)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (...yea. I mean, all my awesome parentign skills, i need to spawn something to unleash upon the world!!!)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (many.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (...except stupidity -.-)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (...when I'm not scaring them.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (..i used to be T_T)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (oh deathwish and obsessive need to protect and be responsible, i wonder if you'll be mistaken for altruism? XD)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (When it comes to making people or professors like me...especially professors xD)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Why they no love me >.<)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish. (...i would be if i hadnt gone to Hunter)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (both xD)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Well, not as much as papers, but still, a lot ^^;;)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Ah! Meddling in the minds of gifted -- my true calling xD)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (The problem is getting other people to be as well >.<)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (...a very teeny one a foot off the ground, but a bridge nonetheless xD)
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (I hate my father's office, but i think i'd take to it quite well >.>;;)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Mmm~ pretty flames.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (im pretty sure i havent >.>)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (AHAHA. Seriously.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. ("You just put your lips together and *blow*")
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (ridden xD but it was at a resort, not like as a lifestyle or anything.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Damn straight. Except, I think Im missing one. Someone probably has it -- i used to lend them out so ppl would understand me ^^;;)
✓ I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (not *wrong*, more like, past lives.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (only the things i try to forget then eat my mind and i lose.)
× I wear a toe ring. (...i used to.)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I like everyone ^^)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Wooh, me anf green tea have a um..*special* relationship ^^;;)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (nah. I feel sort of wrong about taking human life...unless they start with me XD)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (...I slept with my parents til i was 9. I dont like empty beds.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (...my poor boobs..so heavy T_T)
× I have terrible teeth. (..well, sharp and scary doesnt equal terrible, right?)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (OMG HUGS cant live without them >_o)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (...sort of. I spend my time on people...interent is part of that?)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Shazaam~)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I cry over every freakign game or movire i come into contact with. Its how I avoid falling to pieces in situations i need to actually fix.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (combat weapons only~ ^^ mwahah~ Though, by now, i've probably forgotten stuff >.<)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (omg why they no like me?!??! T_T)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. ((though, I have been described as a steamroller >.>))
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (to a degree)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Yes, omg, driving force of my entire existence.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (...and its usally a person.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (...I'm too cheap for that xD)
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (...its complicated, but i'll say no.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (...really, its more like "burlesque queen")
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (no! he needs to give me money and take care of my family so i dont have to!)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (...but what i feel doesnt matter, so i *still* freak out and want to hear it. This why i love getting grades.)
✓ I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Nihongo ga dekiru yo~ Español tambien. (ahaha, but how *well*?))
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (i can fall asleep *anywhere* in *any* circumstance.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (depends.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (see, it's more like an "all-weeker".)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (nah, I like being a girl. Boys are emotionally constipated xD)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (dude, wtf >.< My dad had the right idea when he wanted to abort me.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (people suck....but they're so interesting T_T Curse my humanist roots!)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (...i only have my 80's Gameboy >.>)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (in pleasure? ^^ As long as its fun, I dont care.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (...i have not yet had the pleasure.)
× I am compulsively honest. (...perhaps a bend the truth a little too much for that one ^^;)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I expect too much from girls -.-)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Oh, I *know*.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (if i have the time, nothing will stop me from sleeping xD)
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My phone!!! My people contacter!!!)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Compulsively so.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (....ZACH. I rest my case.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Money is money. And if they're that good looking that it works for them, God bless 'em.)
✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Oh my earlier diaries >.>;; Like lyrics to a really bad Dir En Grey song.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (i used to xD)
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. ((...are there people that say "yes" to this o_O??))
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Merlin~ Even though he's dead >.>)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (sort of >.>)
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (fuck yar~)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (yes, only, several things at once for maximum efficiency xD)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (...WTF!??!)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Im proud of my accomplishments, i just wish it would impress prospective employers more.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (...even though i dont want it.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (If i were anymore open minded I would be having sex with corpses.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (its be funny if this was a ploy for the RIAA to track us down xD)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (...Clever Sleazoid lyrics work wonderfully.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (especially when coupled with my screen saver...yay photo montage!)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (well, martial arts wasnt really a sport, but it made me feel better ^^ Yay violence! Oh!! is wrasslign a sport!??! XD)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I've ordered *3*. And I once had 6 shots within one hour. MWahah)