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Alright, it all started out with my little brother Randy told me this funny ass story about my older brother Ryan. Apparently, they went to King's Island (an amusement park) and were tyring to meet some girls. My brother Ryan's pick-up line was "I hadn't had any pussy in 6 months" --- I choked on the Mountain Dew I was drinking when Randy told me that, so now we have this little tradition and man he tells the best stories.
This was at a Cincinatti Red's baseball game -- Randy: "we was sittin there n these 2 fine ass bitches came n sat in front of us n i started talkin to 1 of em n they asked us to take a picture of em. so they gave ryan a camera and me a camera. well n e ways i took the pic good but ryan couldnt figure out how to work the camera but took the picture n handed back the bitch her camera n she was like "hey dumbass u took a picture of ur leg" n he was like "oh" o she handed me the camera n i took the picture right....." -- anyway, Randy got both the girl's #'s
My brother Ryan tried to start "The Wave" at the game -- Randy: "yea he did he stood up n was like hey everyone lets do the wave but he got it goin all the way around the feild n it slowed down when it got back to us n i had to fart really bad n when the wave came i figured id fart when i stood up cuz nobody would here it.....well just my luck it got really quiet n me n ryan was like the only ones doin the wave n i farted n i think the people behind us heard it cuz they started laughin, omg it fuckin stunk, and i blamed it on ryan
After the game - Randy: "the game was over n we finally found the car after circleing the parking lot 90 times n ryans dumbass locked the door knowing the locks dont work on that car soooo like usual he tried to blame it on me but i kno it was him cuz i watched him do it......so he opened the trunk n i had to climb threw the back seat n unlock the door. then he started bitchin at me when he did it so i said fuck you n walked for like 20 mins but he came back n picked me up....n he was pissed so i started laughin n he got mad again"
My Dad is whoopin' some ass, I must have gotten it from him! Randy: "dad went to the neighbors house at like 8 n me n ryan was outside smokin w/ sum dudes n all we heard was dad sayin come on pussy ill kick ur ass n that dude never came so dad came back to the house n started yellin pussy n shit n that dude came down there n started talkin shit n threw like 4 punches n didnt connect at all so dad blasted the fuck out of him then that dude got back up n pinned dad against the house so ryan grabbed that dude from behind in a head lock n threw him down to the ground n beat the fuck out of him so dad pushed ryan out the way n started hittin that dude n while dad was doin that i said fuck it n kicked that dude n the ribs like 5 times as hard as i could. then like 10 pppl came to break up the fight n sum big ass dude came after me n started pushin me for kickin that dude n ryan blasted the hell out of him then that dude n all his friends went back home......n that dude couldnt even talk he couldnt breathe"
Ahhh... I'm in tears. *lol* this shit cracks me up.
This was at a Cincinatti Red's baseball game -- Randy: "we was sittin there n these 2 fine ass bitches came n sat in front of us n i started talkin to 1 of em n they asked us to take a picture of em. so they gave ryan a camera and me a camera. well n e ways i took the pic good but ryan couldnt figure out how to work the camera but took the picture n handed back the bitch her camera n she was like "hey dumbass u took a picture of ur leg" n he was like "oh" o she handed me the camera n i took the picture right....." -- anyway, Randy got both the girl's #'s
My brother Ryan tried to start "The Wave" at the game -- Randy: "yea he did he stood up n was like hey everyone lets do the wave but he got it goin all the way around the feild n it slowed down when it got back to us n i had to fart really bad n when the wave came i figured id fart when i stood up cuz nobody would here it.....well just my luck it got really quiet n me n ryan was like the only ones doin the wave n i farted n i think the people behind us heard it cuz they started laughin, omg it fuckin stunk, and i blamed it on ryan
After the game - Randy: "the game was over n we finally found the car after circleing the parking lot 90 times n ryans dumbass locked the door knowing the locks dont work on that car soooo like usual he tried to blame it on me but i kno it was him cuz i watched him do it......so he opened the trunk n i had to climb threw the back seat n unlock the door. then he started bitchin at me when he did it so i said fuck you n walked for like 20 mins but he came back n picked me up....n he was pissed so i started laughin n he got mad again"
My Dad is whoopin' some ass, I must have gotten it from him! Randy: "dad went to the neighbors house at like 8 n me n ryan was outside smokin w/ sum dudes n all we heard was dad sayin come on pussy ill kick ur ass n that dude never came so dad came back to the house n started yellin pussy n shit n that dude came down there n started talkin shit n threw like 4 punches n didnt connect at all so dad blasted the fuck out of him then that dude got back up n pinned dad against the house so ryan grabbed that dude from behind in a head lock n threw him down to the ground n beat the fuck out of him so dad pushed ryan out the way n started hittin that dude n while dad was doin that i said fuck it n kicked that dude n the ribs like 5 times as hard as i could. then like 10 pppl came to break up the fight n sum big ass dude came after me n started pushin me for kickin that dude n ryan blasted the hell out of him then that dude n all his friends went back home......n that dude couldnt even talk he couldnt breathe"
Ahhh... I'm in tears. *lol* this shit cracks me up.