Everybody's been actin' all weird lately!  It's hilarious!

[Teach tries to give off his usual "zehahahahaha", but instead, the sound of a laughing baby comes out of his mouth.]
What the hell?

Does anyone know where Guybrush-san went?  He's a part o' my crew, an' I haven't seen him in a while!  ...Also, I haven't seen Ace-san much either, but I don't really care; it just seems kinda suspicious that he'd disappear 'bout the same time that one o' my nakama did.

I got a question fer all o' ya: what kinda goals do ya have back home?