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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
That guy who does those "magic" dares like live in a box of ice for a month...David Blane. Yeah. Survive EXPLODING.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. who?
Motley Crue. Seriously, members of this band should, scientifically, be dead already. Just give them the rest of existing drugs in the world and if that doesn't work, public execution.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
This kid I work with, and pretty much anyone who is talking to me while I'm in a bad mood.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Goat cheddar is awesome, but I also really like brie.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life.
BLT from Casbah SUB eggplant fries.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice.
Bear Grylls needs to make a movie right now so I can answer this question.
7. You get to live on a island for a year, Who you bring with you?
My cat. My gecko. My sister/fiancee, brother, and anyone they'd want to invite. My friends which is like 5 people. Let's make it a party.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
Nothing at the moment. Unless the sex I just had with two different people was really really really unsafe. Then I'd go buy myself a check-up, which is actually only around 60 bucks without insurance.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
New Zealand.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
All Natural Guava juice. Pure, good stuff. Of course, I don't think it would last a year without some preservatives, but I'm sure angel can hook me up.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Who is Rufus? As long as he doesn't come with, I'd go to wherever Charlie Chaplan was and see how hard it would be to make some silent films with him. I'd take my mime costume.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No religion.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Sesame Street RELOADED: The return of Snuffleupagus.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Cuntrag.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to Call the museum.
(This doesn't make sense, Imma leave it blank).
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Get everyone out, including my gecko even if i have to put him in my pocket, call the fire department, and curse my roommate for being unbearable to live with. If I had been at the apartment...my stuff wouldn't have burned at home!
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Probably hang out with the Angel of Death. Talk about stuff.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
Mind control. So I can get that irritating girly line cook to shut the fuck up and work, and get that kid I hate to do something worthy of termination.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
When I was little, swimming with my cousins in PR.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I don't wanna say. It's that bad.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world.
New Zealand.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
I don't have a favorite bar. I can think of a few I would not want to be stuck at forever...but I can't imagine even when I am of age spending much time in bars anyway.
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out…I can FLY!"
Cody's. 'Cause I mean his parents aren't gonna be like "who the fuck is this chick and how does she know we live here?" they're gonnna be like "holy crap there's a flying girl making out with our son! we are so blessed!"
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Franz Kafka. Just to see the look on his face when he finds out that children are being forced to read his books, AND he's being forced to suffer through disgusting, depressing life AGAIN. AND I'm hitting on him. HA! He'd be totally grossed out.
That guy who does those "magic" dares like live in a box of ice for a month...David Blane. Yeah. Survive EXPLODING.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. who?
Motley Crue. Seriously, members of this band should, scientifically, be dead already. Just give them the rest of existing drugs in the world and if that doesn't work, public execution.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
This kid I work with, and pretty much anyone who is talking to me while I'm in a bad mood.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Goat cheddar is awesome, but I also really like brie.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life.
BLT from Casbah SUB eggplant fries.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice.
Bear Grylls needs to make a movie right now so I can answer this question.
7. You get to live on a island for a year, Who you bring with you?
My cat. My gecko. My sister/fiancee, brother, and anyone they'd want to invite. My friends which is like 5 people. Let's make it a party.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
Nothing at the moment. Unless the sex I just had with two different people was really really really unsafe. Then I'd go buy myself a check-up, which is actually only around 60 bucks without insurance.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
New Zealand.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
All Natural Guava juice. Pure, good stuff. Of course, I don't think it would last a year without some preservatives, but I'm sure angel can hook me up.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Who is Rufus? As long as he doesn't come with, I'd go to wherever Charlie Chaplan was and see how hard it would be to make some silent films with him. I'd take my mime costume.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No religion.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Sesame Street RELOADED: The return of Snuffleupagus.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Cuntrag.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to Call the museum.
(This doesn't make sense, Imma leave it blank).
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Get everyone out, including my gecko even if i have to put him in my pocket, call the fire department, and curse my roommate for being unbearable to live with. If I had been at the apartment...my stuff wouldn't have burned at home!
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Probably hang out with the Angel of Death. Talk about stuff.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
Mind control. So I can get that irritating girly line cook to shut the fuck up and work, and get that kid I hate to do something worthy of termination.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
When I was little, swimming with my cousins in PR.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I don't wanna say. It's that bad.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world.
New Zealand.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
I don't have a favorite bar. I can think of a few I would not want to be stuck at forever...but I can't imagine even when I am of age spending much time in bars anyway.
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out…I can FLY!"
Cody's. 'Cause I mean his parents aren't gonna be like "who the fuck is this chick and how does she know we live here?" they're gonnna be like "holy crap there's a flying girl making out with our son! we are so blessed!"
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Franz Kafka. Just to see the look on his face when he finds out that children are being forced to read his books, AND he's being forced to suffer through disgusting, depressing life AGAIN. AND I'm hitting on him. HA! He'd be totally grossed out.