I had to just do a little Loki dance in my flat.
→ I promised amphitritie that I would help her get to know Tom Hiddleston better by spamming all nine realms with his face. So that is exactly what I did. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? Prepare yourself.
Okay, that was just the warm-ups. NOW YOU NEED THESE...
Note 1: The purple Syfy pictures upset me. So close, yet so far. :'(
Note 2: He makes Benny look short. jdfgkashdgkjashdgjksdfg too much for me to handle.
Note 3: He's very bendy....just sayin'. Also, those cheekbones! :O
Note 4: He's had his picture taken with Sherlock AND Watson. MEEE GUUUUUUSTA.
Now for a small taste of some William Buxton in Cranford. SO PRECIOUS I CAN'T EVEN.
Did you enjoy that taste? It was delicious, wasn't it? *nods*
NOW MEET LOKI. I LIKE LOKI.
Note 1: I swear that second poster is the only time you ever see Loki smile. It looks like he's coming for me. I AM READY.
Is it smouldering in here or what?? *fans self*
Bonus pics of awesomesauce and win Chris Hemsworth:
"Chris had a few drinks at the wrap party and was hanging out the window on the way back to the hotel, and before we went up to our rooms he said, “You’re the only one who understands, mate.”"
BOOM. DEAD.
He's so tall. I can't handle it.
I CAN'T HANDLE A LOT OF THINGS, OKAY?
Now for some gifs to add to your collections (because I know you all have them).
Ready, Tom?
Okay, good.
How about we start with some Loki Laufeyson Odinson...
The insane noise that the Mjolnir makes here is njsfdkgsdhgkjsf. I'd probably make the same noise, too.
NO WORDS. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING, TOM???
And then some Magnus Odinson Martinsson...
MAGNUS, YOUR LEGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS. YOUR LEGS, MAGNUS.
Not a gif, but ARE YOU COMPLAINING?
Now for some random pretty.
Oh boys, playing video games again are we? ♥__♥
So he likes to dance...?
Do you like where this post is going, Tom?
Good. So do I.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggghhhh
YES.
/fantasy
Continuing on...
Your face, sir!
How do you get this job????????????????
HE LOVES PEANUT M&MS. HE IS MY SOUL MATE.
His laugh!
Only the most EPIC hug ever.
Hands.
Have I sold you on his face yet? YOU NEED MORE? Geez! Okay then.
RANDOM VIDEOS!!
Tom: "I'd love to do a Doctor Who, yeah."
Interviewer: "Who would you be? Would you be a goodie or a villain?"
Tom: *growls* "I'd probably be a villain. I mean I don't get so many villains theses days, but um, but yeah, I would love to have a bash at it."
*INSERT INSANE FLAILING HERE*
Loki gives a LOW KEY performance. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Tom put on 25 pounds to audition for the role of Thor. I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE THIS WHAT.
Yes, this one again. BECAUSE HIS HAIR. HIS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR.
And we end this epic spam with some comments because I basically adores everything he says about Loki.
Interviewer: "Is Loki a bad guy or is he just misunderstood? How do you build on that?"
Tom: "I think you can look at it both ways. I mean, I think that there is a deeply unhealthy anarchist element in his psyche - um, which is definitely damnable in the court of law I would say but definitely misunderstood. I tried very hard in preparation to think about rooting the chaos and the mischief in a very truthful, psychological trope and I think it comes from the fact that he’s the younger brother, he is not the favourite son, he won’t be the president - he’ll always be the vice-president. He has less responsibility, he’ll never inherit the throne and I think it becomes a competition between two brothers for their father’s love and acceptance - and because Thor is a chip off the old log in terms of - he’s much more like Odin…I think that Thor is easier to love for Odin than Loki - Loki is inclined to his powers of intellect; he’s inclined to the dark arts, magic and sorcery. I think that Odin really doesn’t understand any of that and then through the course of the film you come to understand the truth of Loki’s parenthood….The villainry comes from betrayal, rejection, and loneliness. He doesn’t belong anywhere, he doesn’t belong in this family, he was never a part of this family. It’s the pain of someone who is hurt, has no one whose really giving him any validation as an entity. So there’s both those two things; there’s someone who loves to start a fire and listen to the screams and someone whose also trying to find acceptance in his own heart. "
(And THAT is why I still don't consider Loki the villain. STAY CLASSY, TOM.)
“[Loki] has an unlimited supply of throwing daggers. I’ve always felt like Loki doesn’t want to get his hands dirty.”
“So, rather than punch you in the face, he’ll just stick a dagger in your jugular - make it quick, efficient, and lethal.”
(FRAK YES. Refer to Loki gif one, please.)
Last, but not least...
"In Avengers, it’s going to be me versus seven of them, and I say ‘Good luck to them,’ frankly."
FIN.
So, what didst thou think about this spam, Thor? Didst thou enjoy it?
I'll take that as a yea verily.
Okay, that was just the warm-ups. NOW YOU NEED THESE...
Note 1: The purple Syfy pictures upset me. So close, yet so far. :'(
Note 2: He makes Benny look short. jdfgkashdgkjashdgjksdfg too much for me to handle.
Note 3: He's very bendy....just sayin'. Also, those cheekbones! :O
Note 4: He's had his picture taken with Sherlock AND Watson. MEEE GUUUUUUSTA.
Now for a small taste of some William Buxton in Cranford. SO PRECIOUS I CAN'T EVEN.
Did you enjoy that taste? It was delicious, wasn't it? *nods*
NOW MEET LOKI. I LIKE LOKI.
Note 1: I swear that second poster is the only time you ever see Loki smile. It looks like he's coming for me. I AM READY.
Is it smouldering in here or what?? *fans self*
Bonus pics of awesomesauce and win Chris Hemsworth:
"Chris had a few drinks at the wrap party and was hanging out the window on the way back to the hotel, and before we went up to our rooms he said, “You’re the only one who understands, mate.”"
BOOM. DEAD.
He's so tall. I can't handle it.
I CAN'T HANDLE A LOT OF THINGS, OKAY?
Now for some gifs to add to your collections (because I know you all have them).
Ready, Tom?
Okay, good.
How about we start with some Loki Laufeyson Odinson...
The insane noise that the Mjolnir makes here is njsfdkgsdhgkjsf. I'd probably make the same noise, too.
NO WORDS. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING, TOM???
And then some Magnus Odinson Martinsson...
MAGNUS, YOUR LEGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS. YOUR LEGS, MAGNUS.
Not a gif, but ARE YOU COMPLAINING?
Now for some random pretty.
Oh boys, playing video games again are we? ♥__♥
So he likes to dance...?
Do you like where this post is going, Tom?
Good. So do I.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggghhhh
YES.
/fantasy
Continuing on...
Your face, sir!
How do you get this job????????????????
HE LOVES PEANUT M&MS. HE IS MY SOUL MATE.
His laugh!
Only the most EPIC hug ever.
Hands.
Have I sold you on his face yet? YOU NEED MORE? Geez! Okay then.
RANDOM VIDEOS!!
Click to viewTom: "I'd love to do a Doctor Who, yeah."
Interviewer: "Who would you be? Would you be a goodie or a villain?"
Tom: *growls* "I'd probably be a villain. I mean I don't get so many villains theses days, but um, but yeah, I would love to have a bash at it."
*INSERT INSANE FLAILING HERE*
Loki gives a LOW KEY performance. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Tom put on 25 pounds to audition for the role of Thor. I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE THIS WHAT.
Yes, this one again. BECAUSE HIS HAIR. HIS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR.
And we end this epic spam with some comments because I basically adores everything he says about Loki.
Interviewer: "Is Loki a bad guy or is he just misunderstood? How do you build on that?"
Tom: "I think you can look at it both ways. I mean, I think that there is a deeply unhealthy anarchist element in his psyche - um, which is definitely damnable in the court of law I would say but definitely misunderstood. I tried very hard in preparation to think about rooting the chaos and the mischief in a very truthful, psychological trope and I think it comes from the fact that he’s the younger brother, he is not the favourite son, he won’t be the president - he’ll always be the vice-president. He has less responsibility, he’ll never inherit the throne and I think it becomes a competition between two brothers for their father’s love and acceptance - and because Thor is a chip off the old log in terms of - he’s much more like Odin…I think that Thor is easier to love for Odin than Loki - Loki is inclined to his powers of intellect; he’s inclined to the dark arts, magic and sorcery. I think that Odin really doesn’t understand any of that and then through the course of the film you come to understand the truth of Loki’s parenthood….The villainry comes from betrayal, rejection, and loneliness. He doesn’t belong anywhere, he doesn’t belong in this family, he was never a part of this family. It’s the pain of someone who is hurt, has no one whose really giving him any validation as an entity. So there’s both those two things; there’s someone who loves to start a fire and listen to the screams and someone whose also trying to find acceptance in his own heart. "
(And THAT is why I still don't consider Loki the villain. STAY CLASSY, TOM.)
“[Loki] has an unlimited supply of throwing daggers. I’ve always felt like Loki doesn’t want to get his hands dirty.”
“So, rather than punch you in the face, he’ll just stick a dagger in your jugular - make it quick, efficient, and lethal.”
(FRAK YES. Refer to Loki gif one, please.)
Last, but not least...
"In Avengers, it’s going to be me versus seven of them, and I say ‘Good luck to them,’ frankly."
FIN.
So, what didst thou think about this spam, Thor? Didst thou enjoy it?
I'll take that as a yea verily.