The Shootist does Shakespeare
I stopped at a local flower shop/greenhouse this morning. Early perennials are in bloom, and they are a real bargain right now. But who am I kidding? I just like to look at plants. Anyway, the guy behind the counter said I looked like a young John Wayne. I thought he was joking. I laughed. Then he said:
"No, really. You should learn to do some of his lines so your kids will remember who John Wayne was. Is this a dagger I see before me?"
I'm pretty sure John Wayne never said that, which led me to believe the happy florist had been joking all along.