I thought you'd all enjoy this
Last night, while Josh was playing a game on my phone, I was on the tablet, reading Kingsman slashfic.
Josh: What are you looking at, Mom?
Me: Just reading something.
Josh: It's not that NSYNC stuff again, is it, Mom?
Me: No, it isn't (truthfully).
Josh: Good. Because you are WAY too old to be a fangirl, Mom.
*facepalm*