http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/spiders-are-scary-its-okay-to-be-afraid.html That is the internal monologue I've had all my life. 'Cept minus the brave boyfriend of spider killing (+5). I need to get me one of those.
PS- I'm now addicted to hyperbole and a half. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK! this shit should come with a warning label.