Boston survival kit
Alright. It has been a week and a day since we had sun. The city is
flooding a bit. And by a bit, I mean alot. So I am making the
This lovely kayak is perfect for everything, from conquering the Charles to conquering a flooded Commonweath Ave. Get to class on time, with dry books, and get a good workout. Just watch for the T.
Once you have docked your kayak, jump into our comfortable and stylish waders. Ideal for walking into any of our wonderful buildings, and then wading down the flooded hallways. From walking on the now submerged beach and esplanade, to hiking out to Allston for a party, these are a must-have for any Bostonian.
Looking for more of a workout? Slip on your favorite bathing suit and our beautiful goggle and snorkel set. Swim Bay State and observe the aquatic rats (or are they medium sized dogs?) as they swim along side you.
looking for a bit more adventure? Buy one of our durable Alligator, Killer Whale or Dolphin rafts, tie a rope onto the T or passing car, and hitch a ride. Twice the fun once you are underground...mind the third rail.
If you're anything like me (cheap, poor, or both) then this is the option for you. A wonderful umbrella. It will keep you somewhat dry. Of course, with the wind, it won't be more than five minutes before your wonderful new umbrella looks like this:
but have no fear. You'll be so drunk on the walk home, you won't even notice the rain.
Kit available across the Northeast and in New Orleans.
Oh, and so noone is too surprised when this happens, this:
is the sun. I know it is pretty, and I know we haven't seen it in a long time, but staring at it is bad. Your eyes will hurt, you will wander into Comm ave, and lets not forget that in Bostonian, "student crossing the street" translates to "target practice"
In other news, I'm changing my major from English Education to procrastination. I think it is a much better fit. And I want to go see De La Guarda.
This lovely kayak is perfect for everything, from conquering the Charles to conquering a flooded Commonweath Ave. Get to class on time, with dry books, and get a good workout. Just watch for the T.
Once you have docked your kayak, jump into our comfortable and stylish waders. Ideal for walking into any of our wonderful buildings, and then wading down the flooded hallways. From walking on the now submerged beach and esplanade, to hiking out to Allston for a party, these are a must-have for any Bostonian.
Looking for more of a workout? Slip on your favorite bathing suit and our beautiful goggle and snorkel set. Swim Bay State and observe the aquatic rats (or are they medium sized dogs?) as they swim along side you.
looking for a bit more adventure? Buy one of our durable Alligator, Killer Whale or Dolphin rafts, tie a rope onto the T or passing car, and hitch a ride. Twice the fun once you are underground...mind the third rail.
If you're anything like me (cheap, poor, or both) then this is the option for you. A wonderful umbrella. It will keep you somewhat dry. Of course, with the wind, it won't be more than five minutes before your wonderful new umbrella looks like this:
but have no fear. You'll be so drunk on the walk home, you won't even notice the rain.
Kit available across the Northeast and in New Orleans.
Oh, and so noone is too surprised when this happens, this:
is the sun. I know it is pretty, and I know we haven't seen it in a long time, but staring at it is bad. Your eyes will hurt, you will wander into Comm ave, and lets not forget that in Bostonian, "student crossing the street" translates to "target practice"
In other news, I'm changing my major from English Education to procrastination. I think it is a much better fit. And I want to go see De La Guarda.