One trip on a NYC subway and he'd scurry right back to Japan, thankful that there only the women eat and put on makeup in public: "Women start applying make-up here, there and everywhere in the carriage as though they're sitting in front of the mirror of their dressing board at home! Office ladies are slathering on foundation and you can see their ( Read more... )

marlowe1: "pluto was banned from planets"

From here. It's so, so, close... you've just gotta give him credit for trying. :)


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