AND THEN THEY KINDA-SORTA BRING BACK TANKS IN MOTHER 3, FULL-CIRCLE WHOOOOOOA. Still can't drive them, though. Porkbean doesn't count. I mean, Mr. Saturn Porkbean is alright, sort of, I guess... Ah, fuck it, MR. SATURN COFFEE TABLE IS BETTER THEN ANY TANK OR U.F.O.
I imagine there'd be at least a few men of the cloth among the survivors, probably some make-shift chapels for prayers and maybe a confessional or two to help people deal with the guilt. FATHER I HAVE SINNED, I SHOT MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ZOMBIE FACE. Priest just sits there going 'Uhh, well... 'Sin' might be... Hmm...', haha. Can you imagine how much a zombie apocalypse would upset the balance of organized religion? WE TAKE BACK THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT, JUST SAVE US FROM THE HELL-BEASTS THAT WANT OUR FLESH. Oh man, how many people would just have everything they believed in just be shattered in an instant the second the dead started walking? Every conservative state collectively shitting their pants. Or maybe they'd all point to it and blame it on gay marriage, could go either way. I imagine in the aftermath, a loooooot of priests would leave the flock, man.
Speaking of gay marriage, my god it still doesn't feel real. I mean, just last week I wasn't allowed to get married in several states, and now I could get married anywhere. I didn't even join the celebrations, I was just in shock for a good bit, saying to myself 'It's a dream, it's a hoax, it's not happening, much as you want it to, they'd never let it happen', but a few days later here we are and aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I was right, though. The pressure to tie the knot has already begun. Man, I really hope Mike doesn't suddenly pop the question. That would be awkward.
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I imagine there'd be at least a few men of the cloth among the survivors, probably some make-shift chapels for prayers and maybe a confessional or two to help people deal with the guilt. FATHER I HAVE SINNED, I SHOT MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ZOMBIE FACE. Priest just sits there going 'Uhh, well... 'Sin' might be... Hmm...', haha. Can you imagine how much a zombie apocalypse would upset the balance of organized religion? WE TAKE BACK THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT, JUST SAVE US FROM THE HELL-BEASTS THAT WANT OUR FLESH. Oh man, how many people would just have everything they believed in just be shattered in an instant the second the dead started walking? Every conservative state collectively shitting their pants. Or maybe they'd all point to it and blame it on gay marriage, could go either way. I imagine in the aftermath, a loooooot of priests would leave the flock, man.
Speaking of gay marriage, my god it still doesn't feel real. I mean, just last week I wasn't allowed to get married in several states, and now I could get married anywhere. I didn't even join the celebrations, I was just in shock for a good bit, saying to myself 'It's a dream, it's a hoax, it's not happening, much as you want it to, they'd never let it happen', but a few days later here we are and aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I was right, though. The pressure to tie the knot has already begun. Man, I really hope Mike doesn't suddenly pop the question. That would be awkward.
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