~Stupid is my favorite color.

Jan 14, 2012 23:31

I COULD WRITE UP POSTS BUT INSTEAD HAVE A BUNCH OF SKETCHES

these aren't all lady related this time, this is kind of all over the place
some violence i guess! and some minor peacewalker spoilers maybe






ALL WE GET TO EAT IS JUNK FOOD? SCORE
until the stomach cramps kick in



there was a jockey too but she looked terrible SO IT IS ONLY HUNTER AND CHARGER



I forget if someone brought this up or maybe it was just me BUT ANYWAY just wanted to poke at Charger defibbing someone back up. Since Hunter tends to believe that they're all invincible and Jockey's off in her own delusions, they aren't prepared for someone in their party to die all of a sudden. I imagine this would be the first time one of them died. :O They're pretty shaken.
ANYWAY Charger is all business though MUST GET HER BACK UP COVER ME FROM ZOMBIES shoving feelings down under what has tobe done



WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT LATER WHEN WE ARE SAFE and then they never talk about it



this song got stuck in my head what



TELL HER THAT YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LEAVE HER TELL HER THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA LOVE HER TELL HER TELL HER TELL HER TELL HER RIGHT NOW i keep murdering the mood of these what's wrong with me
ANYWAY sort of a follow-up to that one old post where hunter and smoker ~were discovered~, haha. NOT THAT JOCKEY'S PROJECTING ONTO THEM WHAT WITH HER NOT TELLING TRAVIS ANYTHING BEFORE HE DIED NOPE



i meant to draw her in a shirt and this happened
what



there we go



the rest of the song not so much but for some reason the line no point in runnin 'less you run with me has always stuck in my head
SO I GUESS HUNTER??



QUICK COLOR JOB!





NOT THAT I LIKE IT OR ANYTHING you two dorks have a lot in common



Just thinkin back to Charger's zombie form and how that might come into play. As a zombie Chargers grab their enemies and then bash them into the ground/ceiling/wall until they die. SO HERE CHARGER GRABS SOME ZOMBIES AND TOSSES THEM AROUND altho once they're down she'd just shoot them presumably
of course after i did it my brain immediately went CHARGERQC and here we are
PRESS THE ACTION BUTTON



My Charger sim loves martial arts, and Huntersim is always challenging her, haha. She keeps losing though. BUT PERHAPS SOMEDAY.



Smoker, greaser, either way



someone said that Jockey with her hair down was pretty and then I immediately turn around and draw this, what is wrong with me
i've drawn my share of crazy jockeys but dang this is a crazy jockey



OH DANG ALMOST FORGOT, COLORED THIS
in the style of this old webcomic called Y? which vanished off the internet a while back, sadly enough
i had a lot of fun doing the gore coming out her eyes, i admit it

ANYWAY NOW FOR UNRELATED TO LADIES THINGS



gumshoe's hand was tragically eaten by the margin



Man I can't remember where this idea came from originally but I've had the note for it in my sketchbooks for AGES then I was finally like whatevs I'M DOING IT.
I think because someone wrote a fic where Edgeworth was writing sexy emails to Phoenix or something and I was like what no, edgeworth would write the worst sexy emails known to man
and so



IT IS HIS BASIC FUNCTION
man i'd link you to the adventure time episode this line is from (Beautopia) but they suck and take down eps on youtube. BOOOO.



me and funkicarus were watching Dirge of Cerberus videos and wow everything about that game looks terrible. Also apparently my brain just shuts off any canon outside of the original FF7 as just NOPE, NEVER HAPPENED. NOPE.
Anyway I wanted to see if Cid was still six inches shorter than Vincent, something about the two of them that's always amused me. Doesn't seem quite as big here but Cid's still shorter. Christ all the voice actors in this game are godawful. It's like they had a contest for the most ill-fitting voice.
Anyway Vincent just wanders around Cid's ship so we were like

Me: cid just flying around and vincent just appears on his ship and wanders by without saying anything
Me: cid just oh this happens all the time, don't worry about it
Funkmeister: just angsting by softly in the background
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanngstt
Me: captain should we do something
Funkmeister: aaaaaangst vin get off the deck god damnit you're freaking out the crew
Funkmeister: aaaaaaaaaaaaangst
Me: just set out some food for him, maybe that'll get him to shoo

Also Vincent would just go and stand by himself during briefings and so here we are
Half of Cid's body is missing cause he ran into greaserSmoker up there, oops



I came across this old thing while poking around and was kinda amused by it so I brought it back. BROUGHT IT ON WAAAAY BAAAAACK



as close as Otacon can get to just crushing Snake to his chest and never letting him do anything dangerous again



you would not believe how tiny this is in real life, it's about the size of a pinky nail



SUCH A CATCHY SONG



huey strangelove could not be more gay if kojima stood next to her in the game with a giant sign saying STRANGELOVE IS GAY LOOK AT HOW GAY STRANGELOVE IS SHE HAS NO INTEREST IN MEN BECAUSE SHE'S GAY
so of course you'd fall in love with her, you're an emmerich



i'm really hugely amused by the idea of huey unintentionally/obliviously sabotaging strangelove's attempts to sleep with the boss while they were all at NASA. SITCOM TYPE HIJINX
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

and finally
i just like how this olga sprite came out, although apparently olga has a scar on her face which i have never seen until now. so i guess her sprite gets one too! but seriously i've never seen it on her normal model. she does wear clown pants though.

OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT i had a dream last night that was mostly incoherent nonsense, but the one thing i can remember from it was at the end of it, Prof. Doofenschmirtz from Phineas & Ferb was curled up on a couch listening to a cassette tape I made that was labeled "good", and the first song on the tape that ended up playing was the Phendrana Drifts theme from Metroid Prime. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FREUD

I also posted this at dreamwidth with reluctant ambivalence. Comment here or there, don't matter to me!

art, phoenix wright, there's a hunter spookin around here, edgar and/or scriabin, metal gear?!, giant sketchposts

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