teh_les rocks my socks to motherfucking blocks; she just totally redid my layout for me! Everyone go look so I can get even more excited over it: zaphod_etherealI updated my links list and userinfo, too, since I haven't done that in about two years, and I also went back and tagged my first year of entries; I'm going to try to do a year every few days, until everything ( Read more... )

So I spent Tuesday through Saturday of last week in the hospital with bilateral pneumonia, and let me tell you, it sucked the big motherfucking sucky-suck. I was so sick that they had to keep me on oxygen until the last day I was there, I couldn't eat anything but half a piece of toast a day, and I could barely sit up in bed. It wasn't good; if ( Read more... )

Text Log
This is a record of a convoluted string of text messages between a very stoned girl and an allegedly ancient lady who had one very big shot and one spectacular martini. The opinions and comments expressed here do not necessarily represent those of this livejournal.

Stoney McStonejob: I'm the Dark Fairy of Sexual Harassment!
S.I. (Slighty ( Read more... )

Went and saw GoF again today with Sally and little Aaron. And I may be going again tomorrow. Woo fuckin' hoo ( Read more... )

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teh_les went to bed, so now I'm bored ( Read more... )

Everyone meet my new friend teh_les, aka Leslie. I will no doubt be talking about her incessantly from here on in, as she ROCKS, so I figured I'd introduce her around. Although I've abandoned pretty much everyone on my flist as of late, so maybe no one cares.

*hearts Leslie*