One of my favorite moments in the TV series "My Name is Earl" is when Patty the Daytime Hooker says, "What have I done with my life? I've got a master's degree."

Amazon has a clip of it: http://www.amazon.com/Our-Cops-Is-On/dp/B000NI8GAK/ref=

The whole series (first season) is on Hulu until Dec. 9. You should watch. Very funny.

Better Off Ted - Hulu