Merryhappythingy!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for kunou126 (10 points). In June I ruled Canukistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (190 points). In July flitterkit and I robbed a bank (50 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, davon_alc (5000 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole luna_torquill's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (5280 points). For Christmas I must have a new dolly!
Sincerely,
zakipu