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Where did you hear that - on a blog?
Недавно коллега привезла в редакцию прекрасное - книжку с забавными оскорблениями на все случаи жизни - "Insults and comebacks."
Теперь эта книжка бродит по рукам, и пока она временно у меня в сумке, я решила поделиться самым полезным :)
Let me guess: you're the kid who made a silly face and it stayed that way.
Last time you were at the beach Greenpeace tried to drag you back in the water.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
For some people, forty is the new twenty nine, but i don't think you can pull that off.
You're so young, you think people other than your parents will believe you're special.
Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.
I wish I were as smart as you think you are.
You should get a refund on that colledge education.
I'd like to insult you, but you wouldn't get it.
I know you're self-made. It's big of you to take the blame.
You'd make a great politician.
I'm blonde. What's your excuse?
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?