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[zaft_hor]

.... my mother fainted after I told her Near was having a baby. Our maid said she should come to in a bit

Comments

[petit_shinigami]

I'm sure it had something to do with the fact that you're both male. But congratulations to you and Near, Sparkle-san. ♥ :D

[zaft_hor]

Trust me it's just as weird for m-

.... MATT YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD

Thank you, though.

[popcornlasers]

ILU! &hearts!

YOU TOO RUKIA!

[zaft_hor]

I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH A BUCUE, MATT. A BIG FAT ASS BUCUE!

[petit_shinigami]

What's a bucue? And can I help?

[zaft_hor]

Of course you can ^___^ and this is a Bucue

[petit_shinigami]

That looks big and dangerous and rather fun to try to crush someone with. :D

[zaft_hor]

Oh it is!

It's the most fun thing ever. It's faster than anyone can run on foot and it crushes SO WONDERFULLY :3

[petit_shinigami]

Really? How about shunpo? >D

Think there's a subject we can test those crushing capabilities on? :3

[zaft_hor]

Shunpo?

I think I could find us one, yes :3

[petit_shinigami]

Flash step. Blink of an eye and you're gone.

You know, I think I have one in mind too. And I think he'd be delighted. X3

[zaft_hor]

.... amazing.

:3 I think he'll be ecstatic :3

[petit_shinigami]

Well, to be fair, only shinigami can do it. And Ichigo. But he's weird.

Should we tell him before, or surprise him? X33

[zaft_hor]

I see.

I think we should tell him before and allow him to sweat a little :3

[petit_shinigami]

We should give him time to take his goggles off. He might get angry if they broke. 8D

[zaft_hor]

I agree. It would be most unfortunate.