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[zaft_hor]

.... my mother fainted after I told her Near was having a baby. Our maid said she should come to in a bit

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[sexy_and_skorty]

Marie?

[zaft_hor]

Our cook/maid, Envy.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You need to have someone make you food?

[zaft_hor]

No, I can cook on my own! I'm at my mother's house, and they don't let me do anything here.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Yzak can't even put together his own sandwich.

[zaft_hor]

I SAID I CAN COOK!

[sexy_and_skorty]

Putting together your own sandwich isn't cooking.

[zaft_hor]

Can you cook!?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Bake.

[zaft_hor]

That icon is fucking terrifying.

And Marie is make schnitzel and baked potato, what can you make like that?

[sexy_and_skorty]

...what's wrong with it?

That sounds fucking disgusting.

[zaft_hor]

It's pink.

It's just chicken, Envy, and potato. It's actually delicious.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I know.

That's disgusting.

[zaft_hor]

I'll enjoy it then, and you can sit over there making that face.

Oh and Envy?

[sexy_and_skorty]

What?

[zaft_hor]

I need you to promise me you won't ever speak to Near again. I will be in your debt, anything you want -within reason- is yours, but I need you to promise me that. He's going to leave me over this, and I can't let him do that.

Please, Envy. Just don't talk to him. If he speaks to you first, then it is out of my control, but don't start conversations with him - just please, I am so close to begging you here.

As my friend, can you do this for me?