It's just the fear of being alone...
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1.Zach Braff
An amazing director, actor and writer, whose first film was the world class Garden State. A true genius, he is also the immensely popular "JD" in TV programme Scrubs. He has also inspired the cult named Braffism, which is the worshipping of him.
"My God, Zach Braff is a God."
2.Zach Braff
A mildly successful actor/director, especially among trainables and others with learning disabilities.
"Man, look at Zach Braff over there with the retards all over him."
Hear that? Move over Kabbalah, here comes Braffism. Though I have to think that the second is probably more urban as the first spelled program with an "e" which most likely means they're from Europe and don't live in a ghetto but a slum. But yeah, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle, it always is.
Oh, also according to Mandy Moore's definitions I'm also a lucky bastard.
So Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Something I should have realized when normal everyday things suddenly begin turning pink and red and flower shops are shipping in roses from all across South America or wherever they grow roses. Oh yeah and harmless Cacao trees are being raped of their fruit so that mass production of chocolates can be made so that well intentioned suitors can throw their significant other's dates into all sorts of disrepair.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for showing the person you love care about how you feel. I just don't like being a tool while I'm at it. I'd like to think of myself as a romantic, but a ten foot tall bear with a heart the size of my head in his hands makes me want to piss myself, not get all mushy and think about my girlfriend. Okay, well maybe if your girlfriend was really hairy and tall. But mine isn't.
And don't forget that it isn't just all about the money. That's definitely a plus, but it has to be thoughtful too. So while a mac and cheese dinner over glade candlelight is kind of sweet, it's hardly Valentine's Day material. So back to the drawing board for me.
Maybe if I throw in some edible underwear.
Nah, I'd probably stress eat it before she got here.
Mandy if you're reading this it's just me ranting. I don't mean a word of it.
To everyone else... I'm in some serious trouble.
Oh I'm using this icon because I was named "Best First Time Director" at the Comedy Film Honors in Aspen on Tuesday. I just got the award today. Thanks to everyone who expressed their love for Garden State, especially Samaire. I'm just so glad that it meant so much to so many people. Massive thanks to Nat who made it the best that it could be. I'm sorry I wasn't a better host for you while you were staying here. Though I really think Peter enjoyed us prank calling him. Next time I'll take some time off and we'll really have some fun.
I did my scene for Arrested Development on Monday. I play a girls basketball coach. Some really hilarious stuff, look for it soon. I also finally finished up directing my second episode of Scrubs. It'll be coming out soon also.
Oh yeah! And because he's a close friend and an awesome musician I'm going to be planning out a video for Gavin Degraw. I was going to direct it, but me and the label didn't agree about what the video should be about. Still lending a helping hand though.
For the future of great music check out: www.joshhuaradin.com and www.carybrothers.com.
Amy I know you want to hear some yiddish, because it makes me irresistable, so here it goes.
Vos vet zein, vet zein!
Peace, love and a pillow
1.Zach Braff
An amazing director, actor and writer, whose first film was the world class Garden State. A true genius, he is also the immensely popular "JD" in TV programme Scrubs. He has also inspired the cult named Braffism, which is the worshipping of him.
"My God, Zach Braff is a God."
2.Zach Braff
A mildly successful actor/director, especially among trainables and others with learning disabilities.
"Man, look at Zach Braff over there with the retards all over him."
Hear that? Move over Kabbalah, here comes Braffism. Though I have to think that the second is probably more urban as the first spelled program with an "e" which most likely means they're from Europe and don't live in a ghetto but a slum. But yeah, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle, it always is.
Oh, also according to Mandy Moore's definitions I'm also a lucky bastard.
So Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Something I should have realized when normal everyday things suddenly begin turning pink and red and flower shops are shipping in roses from all across South America or wherever they grow roses. Oh yeah and harmless Cacao trees are being raped of their fruit so that mass production of chocolates can be made so that well intentioned suitors can throw their significant other's dates into all sorts of disrepair.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for showing the person you love care about how you feel. I just don't like being a tool while I'm at it. I'd like to think of myself as a romantic, but a ten foot tall bear with a heart the size of my head in his hands makes me want to piss myself, not get all mushy and think about my girlfriend. Okay, well maybe if your girlfriend was really hairy and tall. But mine isn't.
And don't forget that it isn't just all about the money. That's definitely a plus, but it has to be thoughtful too. So while a mac and cheese dinner over glade candlelight is kind of sweet, it's hardly Valentine's Day material. So back to the drawing board for me.
Maybe if I throw in some edible underwear.
Nah, I'd probably stress eat it before she got here.
Mandy if you're reading this it's just me ranting. I don't mean a word of it.
To everyone else... I'm in some serious trouble.
Oh I'm using this icon because I was named "Best First Time Director" at the Comedy Film Honors in Aspen on Tuesday. I just got the award today. Thanks to everyone who expressed their love for Garden State, especially Samaire. I'm just so glad that it meant so much to so many people. Massive thanks to Nat who made it the best that it could be. I'm sorry I wasn't a better host for you while you were staying here. Though I really think Peter enjoyed us prank calling him. Next time I'll take some time off and we'll really have some fun.
I did my scene for Arrested Development on Monday. I play a girls basketball coach. Some really hilarious stuff, look for it soon. I also finally finished up directing my second episode of Scrubs. It'll be coming out soon also.
Oh yeah! And because he's a close friend and an awesome musician I'm going to be planning out a video for Gavin Degraw. I was going to direct it, but me and the label didn't agree about what the video should be about. Still lending a helping hand though.
For the future of great music check out: www.joshhuaradin.com and www.carybrothers.com.
Amy I know you want to hear some yiddish, because it makes me irresistable, so here it goes.
Vos vet zein, vet zein!
Peace, love and a pillow