... Hairy Spawn of Goyle is back.

OH. NO.

BURN IT! BURN IT!!!

In lieu of recent events, I fear we may have to abort our yearly tradition, Hufflepuffs, and use the boiling water on the ASS. Mayhaps it might cleanse the ASS of seedy beings.

Do not join the ASS. It will grab you and suck you in with a loud slurpy swoosh.