14 Yuuri's birthday
Well, Yuuri's birthday party is coming up. Gunter nearly had a heart attack while putting everything together. Now, if you would be interested in attending please respond to this post. I'm sure Yuuri's asked some people to come, this is to make sure we have enough food and party favors.
[ooc: Let's pretend that this was posted last Friday, m'mkay? :D ]
1. No flirting with Yuuri, ever.
2. You may pay him a compliment, but nothing that will give him a big head.
3. No touching Yuuri.
4. You must never look Yuuri directly in the eye when speaking to him.
5. All good looking males must stand 5 feet away from Yuuri.
6. All females must stand 8 feet away from Yuuri.
7. No sharing drinks with Yuuri.
8. If you must touch Yuuri, you must be under supervision.
9. No staring at Yuuri.
10. You must never mention dirty things to Yuuri.
11. When you speak to him, be polite!
12. Females may not dance with him.
13. Females may not touch him.
14. Females may not ask to touch or dance with him.
15. Females may kiss his feet if they are not too attractive.
16. If a female is found flirting with Yuuri or touching him in an unsightly way, I will not hesitate to throw her out.
17. No one is allowed in Yuuri’s room alone.
18. No one is allowed in Yuuri’s room alone with Yuuri.
19. If you attempt to take Yuuri off the grounds, you will be thrown out.
20. If you are rude to Yuuri, you will be tossed out.
21. If you are a female and you attempt to seduce Yuuri I will kill you.
22. No sharing forks with Yuuri.
23. No sharing knives with Yuuri.
24. No asking to borrow Yuuri’s fork.
25. No asking to borrow Yuuri’s knife.
26. No hugging Yuuri (see rule three)
27. If you accidentally touch Yuuri apologize and move away quickly.
28. If the cheater flirts with you, inform me.
29. You may speak with him, only under supervision.
30. All females under the age of 9 are exempt from rules 12, 13, 14, and 15.
31. Keep in mind that Yuuri is the Maou. Remember your manners.
32. Remember to be polite to Murata. He is the Great Sage after all.
33. When you receive your party favors, don’t allow them to get free. Please?
34. Remember to thank Gunter. He’s the one who set this all up.
35. If you are staying the night in the castle, please inform me.
((ooc: I dont know if this is going to be a log or not, but I'll edit the post when I find out.))
[ooc: Let's pretend that this was posted last Friday, m'mkay? :D ]
1. No flirting with Yuuri, ever.
2. You may pay him a compliment, but nothing that will give him a big head.
3. No touching Yuuri.
4. You must never look Yuuri directly in the eye when speaking to him.
5. All good looking males must stand 5 feet away from Yuuri.
6. All females must stand 8 feet away from Yuuri.
7. No sharing drinks with Yuuri.
8. If you must touch Yuuri, you must be under supervision.
9. No staring at Yuuri.
10. You must never mention dirty things to Yuuri.
11. When you speak to him, be polite!
12. Females may not dance with him.
13. Females may not touch him.
14. Females may not ask to touch or dance with him.
15. Females may kiss his feet if they are not too attractive.
16. If a female is found flirting with Yuuri or touching him in an unsightly way, I will not hesitate to throw her out.
17. No one is allowed in Yuuri’s room alone.
18. No one is allowed in Yuuri’s room alone with Yuuri.
19. If you attempt to take Yuuri off the grounds, you will be thrown out.
20. If you are rude to Yuuri, you will be tossed out.
21. If you are a female and you attempt to seduce Yuuri I will kill you.
22. No sharing forks with Yuuri.
23. No sharing knives with Yuuri.
24. No asking to borrow Yuuri’s fork.
25. No asking to borrow Yuuri’s knife.
26. No hugging Yuuri (see rule three)
27. If you accidentally touch Yuuri apologize and move away quickly.
28. If the cheater flirts with you, inform me.
29. You may speak with him, only under supervision.
30. All females under the age of 9 are exempt from rules 12, 13, 14, and 15.
31. Keep in mind that Yuuri is the Maou. Remember your manners.
32. Remember to be polite to Murata. He is the Great Sage after all.
33. When you receive your party favors, don’t allow them to get free. Please?
34. Remember to thank Gunter. He’s the one who set this all up.
35. If you are staying the night in the castle, please inform me.
((ooc: I dont know if this is going to be a log or not, but I'll edit the post when I find out.))