Story time with Wolfram

Jul 26, 2007 12:48

I've decided to tell you all a story. This is what is going to happen if a girl gets too close to Yuuri, so take notes.



Once upon a time there was a very sexy maou named Yuuri. He had a fiance named Wolfram and attendants named Gunter, Conrad, and Gwendal. All was well until...



The Girl came. She quickly seduced the sexy maou, which wasn't very hard considering he was a terrible flirt and cheater. Wolfram wasn't pleased with his finace's behavior, but because he was so forgiving he was going to let it slide. That was....



Untill the disgusting female decided to have sex with WOLFRAM'S YUURI. Being the cheater he was, Yuuri quickly agreed to her disgusting suggestion.



This pissed Wolfram off greatly. So....



He lit the female on fire.



Then he lit Gunter on fire because he felt like it.



Then they all ate candy. The End ♥
Edit: I added a bonus story. Yay.



One day Yuuri and Wolfram decided to go walking in the human work park. They decided to go get ice cream.



Suddenly a bunch of tennis boys came out of no where and asked them to play tennis. Yuuri quickly agreed, as he's was too nice to decline such an offer.



Wolfram remembered what someone had told him a long time ago. Not being aware of human sports, he believed that playing tennis would lead to mental retardation. The Maou couldn't be mentally retarted! That would be bad! So Wolfram did the first thing that came to mind.



He lit all the tennis boys on fire.



All that was left was their ashes. Then Yuuri and Wolfram went to get ice cream. The end ♥

((ooc: Everyone knows Wolfram sucks at art. XD;))

candy, gunter, story, take notes, stupid whore, me, maou, fire, conrad, yuuri, lol, gwendal, hee

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