I'm amused. And disturbed.

About the previous post: turns out she was trying to get me to marry her. We'd talked about that before; I'd said no. This was her way of trying to scare me into it. I'll never understand women. And no, I'll (probably) never go for men either.

Now the sex isn't a problem; it's what possibly came of the sex that's a problem. D: What now, do I have to help her with the testing? (This is a rhetorical question. Do not answer it ( Read more... )

It has been implied that I'm not performing as well as I should be. Hmm. Does anyone have any advice on female orgasms without resorting to pornographic websites? D: I won't ask how you got the knowledge since most of you crazy people seem to be gay unless you're Fuji unless you're Tezuka unless you want to share. ;D ( Read more... )

WHERE DID POOKIE GO ( Read more... )