Yeah, okay. I'll do it.
Are people actually going to participate in this one? ::puppy eyes:: Because...quote memes are fun.
Hint: some of the obscure-ish ones have icons on my userinfo page.
[1] Pick 12 TV shows.
[2] Then pick one of your favourite quotes from each show.
[3] Post the quotes in your journal.
[4] Have those on your friends list guess what the show is.
[5] Extra points for knowing the character's name (and cookies if you know the episode!).
[6] Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.
1. Honestly, I haven't been this happy since Christmas when I was seven years old and my father showed me how to make a snow angel. Actually, he was passed out drunk in the yard. But I did take his arms and his legs and move them back and forth. And the paramedics said it was one of the finest snow angels that they'd ever seen. -- Scrubs; Dr. Cox; guessed by vartanluvva
2. Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace. -- The Office (US); Michael; guessed by atlashrugged
3. I wasn't lurking, I was standing about. It's a totally different vibe. -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer; Spike; guessed by selened
4. Debbie, we're going to need some law books. With pictures this time. -- Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law; Harvey; guessed by vartanluvva
5. I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about twenty minutes, after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about twenty minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin. -- Reno 911!; Deputy Travis Junior; guessed by atlashrugged
6. Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching. -- The X-Files; Mulder; guessed by swooshdh
7. I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times. -- The Office (UK); Gareth; guessed by vartanluvva
8. I love this job more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who loves his taffy. -- Family Guy; Mayor Adam West; guessed by vartanluvva
9. I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special. -- Daria; Jane; guessed by atlashrugged
10. You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican. -- Red Dwarf; Rimmer; guessed by spikeslovebite
11. It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. Its metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot! -- Monty Python's Flying Circus; Mr. Praline; guessed by atlashrugged
12. Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo? -- Mystery Science Theater 3000; Joel; guessed by spikeslovebite
Hint: some of the obscure-ish ones have icons on my userinfo page.
[1] Pick 12 TV shows.
[2] Then pick one of your favourite quotes from each show.
[3] Post the quotes in your journal.
[4] Have those on your friends list guess what the show is.
[5] Extra points for knowing the character's name (and cookies if you know the episode!).
[6] Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.
1. Honestly, I haven't been this happy since Christmas when I was seven years old and my father showed me how to make a snow angel. Actually, he was passed out drunk in the yard. But I did take his arms and his legs and move them back and forth. And the paramedics said it was one of the finest snow angels that they'd ever seen. -- Scrubs; Dr. Cox; guessed by vartanluvva
2. Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace. -- The Office (US); Michael; guessed by atlashrugged
3. I wasn't lurking, I was standing about. It's a totally different vibe. -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer; Spike; guessed by selened
4. Debbie, we're going to need some law books. With pictures this time. -- Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law; Harvey; guessed by vartanluvva
5. I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about twenty minutes, after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about twenty minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin. -- Reno 911!; Deputy Travis Junior; guessed by atlashrugged
6. Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching. -- The X-Files; Mulder; guessed by swooshdh
7. I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times. -- The Office (UK); Gareth; guessed by vartanluvva
8. I love this job more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who loves his taffy. -- Family Guy; Mayor Adam West; guessed by vartanluvva
9. I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special. -- Daria; Jane; guessed by atlashrugged
10. You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican. -- Red Dwarf; Rimmer; guessed by spikeslovebite
11. It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. Its metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot! -- Monty Python's Flying Circus; Mr. Praline; guessed by atlashrugged
12. Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo? -- Mystery Science Theater 3000; Joel; guessed by spikeslovebite